Simone Bauer
@howmanyheartaches.bsky.social
she/her. Journalistin. Autorin. Moderatorin. Queerer Reiseführer: 'Pride on Tour' 🏳️🌈💋
Last weekend my twin got hitched!
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Last weekend my twin got hitched!
I can't believe I stepped into Berlin for a hot second to see Lady Gaga this month?!?!
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I can't believe I stepped into Berlin for a hot second to see Lady Gaga this month?!?!
Cannot wait to do this aaaall again next year!
Ensemble pictures: Jürgen Schaller
Ensemble pictures: Jürgen Schaller
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Cannot wait to do this aaaall again next year!
Ensemble pictures: Jürgen Schaller
Ensemble pictures: Jürgen Schaller
I can't believe I not only got to see Sailor Moon Super Live this year but also got seats for the Outers leg of the Pretty Guardians café?
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I can't believe I not only got to see Sailor Moon Super Live this year but also got seats for the Outers leg of the Pretty Guardians café?
Bookstock: came for Abby Jimenez, stayed for the bedazzeling ✨
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Bookstock: came for Abby Jimenez, stayed for the bedazzeling ✨
sweetest possession.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
sweetest possession.
must be the season of the witch.
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
must be the season of the witch.
I'm throwing my wife a little witchy 30th birthday today 😱👻💀
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I'm throwing my wife a little witchy 30th birthday today 😱👻💀
At this point it's ridiculous how they are not able to set up the EU shop when a collection is drop. Again we were 20 minutes late (hurried home from dinner with my parents!) and again it looked like when the TLOAS collection dropped ... (Rest assured I got the ornaments I wanted before selling out)
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
At this point it's ridiculous how they are not able to set up the EU shop when a collection is drop. Again we were 20 minutes late (hurried home from dinner with my parents!) and again it looked like when the TLOAS collection dropped ... (Rest assured I got the ornaments I wanted before selling out)
Found mother at mother monster's ❤️🔥
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Found mother at mother monster's ❤️🔥
one day, three things from japan!
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
one day, three things from japan!
Friends blind boxes - say no more.
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Friends blind boxes - say no more.
After my beloved chance to perform as Sailor Neptune with YUME, I thought I'd never dance on a stage again. Performing with the Rising Starlets two weeks ago and debuting with my first burlesque act made me feel whole again ❤️🔥
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
After my beloved chance to perform as Sailor Neptune with YUME, I thought I'd never dance on a stage again. Performing with the Rising Starlets two weeks ago and debuting with my first burlesque act made me feel whole again ❤️🔥
A few of my favorite spots in Munich: Anju89, the all vegan bodhi, Neosociety and Padme Hum!
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
A few of my favorite spots in Munich: Anju89, the all vegan bodhi, Neosociety and Padme Hum!
It's been a month since "The Life of a Showgirl" saved us from the fate of Ophelia, had us dancing through lightning strikes, became our father figure and called us "honey" 🥰❤️🔥 Thank you Taylor, that new record is actually so romantic!
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It's been a month since "The Life of a Showgirl" saved us from the fate of Ophelia, had us dancing through lightning strikes, became our father figure and called us "honey" 🥰❤️🔥 Thank you Taylor, that new record is actually so romantic!
I'm mortified seeing people celebrate Sanae Takaichi just because she is a woman. I wrote why the latest movements in Japan's politics are the worst for all new @konekomagazin (& at Munich's central station you can also buy our queer special, DOKIDOKI, one of my most important projects each year). 💪
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I'm mortified seeing people celebrate Sanae Takaichi just because she is a woman. I wrote why the latest movements in Japan's politics are the worst for all new @konekomagazin (& at Munich's central station you can also buy our queer special, DOKIDOKI, one of my most important projects each year). 💪
hosted my twin's bachelorette last night 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
hosted my twin's bachelorette last night 🥰
Wer mich Freitag und Samstag nicht bei den RISING STARLETS in der Drehleier erwischt hat - ich trete morgen mit einem spooky Act in der X Bar auf!
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Wer mich Freitag und Samstag nicht bei den RISING STARLETS in der Drehleier erwischt hat - ich trete morgen mit einem spooky Act in der X Bar auf!
Was too busy with my burlesque debut last night but it was also our fourth anniversary!
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Was too busy with my burlesque debut last night but it was also our fourth anniversary!
Anfang Oktober war nicht nur "Showgirl"-Release-Weekend, this also happened <3
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Anfang Oktober war nicht nur "Showgirl"-Release-Weekend, this also happened <3
Wrote about Blondie reclaiming her masters, her bound with her fans and all things Showgirl rollout for Yeah! magazine ❤️🔥
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Wrote about Blondie reclaiming her masters, her bound with her fans and all things Showgirl rollout for Yeah! magazine ❤️🔥
best secret session ever!!
October 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
best secret session ever!!
Ich freue mich darauf, morgen bei #allabendlichqueer zu lesen 🥰 Ab 19.20 Uhr könnt ihr euch einloggen, die Lesungen gehen von 19.30 bis 20 Uhr mit anschließendem Gespräch. Zu hören gibt es natürlich meine lesbische Landromanze "Hinterm Großstadtdschungel links" 🌻🏳️🌈
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October 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Ich freue mich darauf, morgen bei #allabendlichqueer zu lesen 🥰 Ab 19.20 Uhr könnt ihr euch einloggen, die Lesungen gehen von 19.30 bis 20 Uhr mit anschließendem Gespräch. Zu hören gibt es natürlich meine lesbische Landromanze "Hinterm Großstadtdschungel links" 🌻🏳️🌈
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Happy THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL release to those celebrating!
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Happy THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL release to those celebrating!