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David, (No royal city).
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Geordie/Belfast heritage. That's me in the West Stand paddocks v Villa with my dad, (trust me I'm there somewhere), and also in pic with David Kelly's worn shirt keeping it anonymous thanks very much. 👍
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Two feet of snow in Newcastle today. 👍
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Three brilliant goals out of step with your general performance tonight I thought but pleased for all the Scots tonight. Now mind on....
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Imagine hating Newcastle United so much you want to hound out your lass manager for losing to NUFC? I mean, wtaf? 😁
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Having glimpsed BBC's 'have your say' I'd say knowledge like that particular palace fan is par for the course on there. It's full of wums, trolls and bull's knackers and so for that reason...
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
When the 'Bilbao Black Cats' see that....
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

"I couldn't be prouder," said Beckham.

"People know how patriotic I am - I love my country.
I've always said how important the monarchy is to my family."

Alreet, Beckham, you've got your knighthood you've been after, you can wrap up the monarchy arse licking now. 👍
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I'm not a troll, just one of many British people who don't agree with everything the monarchy stands for as well as its many, many spin offs. Plenty like them as well but their voices are allowed to be heard, ours not so much. (Certainly in the UK MSM). Anyway, farewell Bull's Knacker.
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Charming.
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Agreed, it needs to be 'straight from the shoulder' and it just isn't, in fact often enough it's just 'wide of the mark'.
October 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Was ist das?
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Put SSN for a couple of minutes this morning to see any build up of today's game and saw this instead complete with a countdown clock till their KO. 😁 Mad how they think the entire country is fixated on these two clubs rather than their own clubs?
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I used to have that book and also a bucket hat that said haway the lads, it wasn't, (GASP!) mackem. I also saw howay the lads on NUFC stuff because THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MACKEM OR GEORDIE WAY OF SPELLING IT. (Not aimed at you, by the way). 👍
October 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That's nice. 😁
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Cat does look unimpressed to be fair, probably thinking, 'Ok.... So where's the grub?'
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Mate's just sent me this great ladybird book about nature, never too old to learn. 👍
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
🎶
Woltemade Woltemade
Wolte-made!
Woltemade Woltemade
Wolte-made
Woltemade Woltemade
Wolte-made
Oh oh oh woltemade!
(C'mon on and rock me Woltemade)
🎵
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Danger! Danger!

High Woltage!

When he shoots

And when he scores!

(Repeat)
August 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
He's picked 27 because Tache respects tache...
August 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Is there anything to be said for...

Waltemade, Waltemade,
Wal-temalde,
Waltemade,
Waltemade, Wal-temade
Looks like young Rudi Völler,
Oh, oh, oh Waltemade!

(To the tune of Amadeus by Falco).
August 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
August 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
"Next up we have Alex! Alex is over from Sweden hoping to do a tour of the NE of England and also the NW. He's going to sing 'I fought the law and the law won'. Give it up Alex.... Err, I mean give it up for Alex!"
August 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM