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BREAKING: Senate passes resolution that Trump will ignore
January 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
BREAKING: Senate passes resolution that Trump will ignore
Field goal kicking is the NFL’s steroid era
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Field goal kicking is the NFL’s steroid era
Can’t believe frauds like Ohio state got into the playoff, we need to do something to improve the quality of these games
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Can’t believe frauds like Ohio state got into the playoff, we need to do something to improve the quality of these games
There are two games in the NFL afternoon window.
One of them is between two teams trying to lose.
This is what red zone subscribers get today because the NFL triple dipped exclusives for Netflix, Amazon and Peacock.
Remember this when you’re deciding whether to subscribe or pirate services.
One of them is between two teams trying to lose.
This is what red zone subscribers get today because the NFL triple dipped exclusives for Netflix, Amazon and Peacock.
Remember this when you’re deciding whether to subscribe or pirate services.
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
There are two games in the NFL afternoon window.
One of them is between two teams trying to lose.
This is what red zone subscribers get today because the NFL triple dipped exclusives for Netflix, Amazon and Peacock.
Remember this when you’re deciding whether to subscribe or pirate services.
One of them is between two teams trying to lose.
This is what red zone subscribers get today because the NFL triple dipped exclusives for Netflix, Amazon and Peacock.
Remember this when you’re deciding whether to subscribe or pirate services.
Can we just stop randomly giving exclusive sporting events to shitty streaming services, thanks
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Can we just stop randomly giving exclusive sporting events to shitty streaming services, thanks
Well I feel motivated now
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Well I feel motivated now
Wait until Patrick Mahomes sees how hard it is to reach Jake from State Farm now that he needs help
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wait until Patrick Mahomes sees how hard it is to reach Jake from State Farm now that he needs help
The AI Luddite schtick on this app is tiresome. Yes, it’s useful. No, it’s not apocalyptic. Try it, figure out its value in your life, use it or not, move on
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The AI Luddite schtick on this app is tiresome. Yes, it’s useful. No, it’s not apocalyptic. Try it, figure out its value in your life, use it or not, move on
I have to imagine this game is making generations of new NFL fans in Madrid
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I have to imagine this game is making generations of new NFL fans in Madrid
If I knew the Patriots would be wearing D3 college football uniforms tonight, I would have taken the Jets ML
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If I knew the Patriots would be wearing D3 college football uniforms tonight, I would have taken the Jets ML
Maybe Bo Nix should just play the 4th quarter, can be the Mariano Rivera of QBs, they can get him a song and everything
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Maybe Bo Nix should just play the 4th quarter, can be the Mariano Rivera of QBs, they can get him a song and everything
Guys, the AWS outage is going to last until Diwali is over because no one else knows how to get it back online
October 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Guys, the AWS outage is going to last until Diwali is over because no one else knows how to get it back online
And everyone that made these decisions are still employed by the Mara family
Remember, the Giants couldn’t stand Daniel Jones so much that they made him play defense on the scout team so Tommy DeVito could start at QB and are now paying him to be a superstar for another team. This was a year after they let 2024 OPOY Saquon Barkley walk away.
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And everyone that made these decisions are still employed by the Mara family
Remember, the Giants couldn’t stand Daniel Jones so much that they made him play defense on the scout team so Tommy DeVito could start at QB and are now paying him to be a superstar for another team. This was a year after they let 2024 OPOY Saquon Barkley walk away.
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Remember, the Giants couldn’t stand Daniel Jones so much that they made him play defense on the scout team so Tommy DeVito could start at QB and are now paying him to be a superstar for another team. This was a year after they let 2024 OPOY Saquon Barkley walk away.
Great effort, Mets
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Great effort, Mets
Maybe if we’re lucky, this will be the last Ryder Cup
September 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Maybe if we’re lucky, this will be the last Ryder Cup
I would pay $100 per month for a streaming package that digitally removed Pat McAfee from all shows
September 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I would pay $100 per month for a streaming package that digitally removed Pat McAfee from all shows
Can we fire Brian Daboll please, thank you
September 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Can we fire Brian Daboll please, thank you
I did not expect to be agreeing with the Governor of Utah today but, yes, social media is a cancer
September 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I did not expect to be agreeing with the Governor of Utah today but, yes, social media is a cancer
It’s tough to evaluate which NFL pregame show is most annoying but I think FOX has a slight lead so far
September 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s tough to evaluate which NFL pregame show is most annoying but I think FOX has a slight lead so far
The four players the Mets traded for at the deadline have combined for a -0.3 WAR since the trades.
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The four players the Mets traded for at the deadline have combined for a -0.3 WAR since the trades.
Someone please wake me when Pat McAfee is done screaming into a microphone #homerunderby
July 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Someone please wake me when Pat McAfee is done screaming into a microphone #homerunderby
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July 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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