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now that planned parenthood is facing being defunded, i am looking into alternative birth control methods, such as having my bloodline cursed
July 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
now that planned parenthood is facing being defunded, i am looking into alternative birth control methods, such as having my bloodline cursed
mormon boomers be like i hate my bitch wives
June 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
mormon boomers be like i hate my bitch wives
i'm a terrible liar unless it's not on purpose in which case i'm a great liar
June 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i'm a terrible liar unless it's not on purpose in which case i'm a great liar
given the level of violence in the world can we please have the actual gun emoji back. what is me having a gun emoji to an escalating proxy war. 🔫
June 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
given the level of violence in the world can we please have the actual gun emoji back. what is me having a gun emoji to an escalating proxy war. 🔫
i haven't been ok since yesterday we owe our queer elders so much
I'M SO SORRY I FINISHED THE SECOND HALF OF THE DOCUMENTARY I'M SO GLAD HE WAS GAY AND WAS LOVED THROUGH TO THE END OF HIS LIFE I'M CRYING I'M CRYING
i am in love with paul reubens i wish he wasn't gay and dead
June 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i haven't been ok since yesterday we owe our queer elders so much
I'M SO SORRY I FINISHED THE SECOND HALF OF THE DOCUMENTARY I'M SO GLAD HE WAS GAY AND WAS LOVED THROUGH TO THE END OF HIS LIFE I'M CRYING I'M CRYING
i am in love with paul reubens i wish he wasn't gay and dead
June 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'M SO SORRY I FINISHED THE SECOND HALF OF THE DOCUMENTARY I'M SO GLAD HE WAS GAY AND WAS LOVED THROUGH TO THE END OF HIS LIFE I'M CRYING I'M CRYING
i am in love with paul reubens i wish he wasn't gay and dead
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i am in love with paul reubens i wish he wasn't gay and dead
beautiful women in my phone texting me Rx: READY
The pharmacy has your Rx ready for pickup.
PHOTO ID REQUIRED
The pharmacy has your Rx ready for pickup.
PHOTO ID REQUIRED
May 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
beautiful women in my phone texting me Rx: READY
The pharmacy has your Rx ready for pickup.
PHOTO ID REQUIRED
The pharmacy has your Rx ready for pickup.
PHOTO ID REQUIRED
need to hang out with a horse soon
April 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
need to hang out with a horse soon
me: i need white boy noise to fall asleep
some idiot: do you mean white noise?
me: no (STARTS BLASTING ROLLIN' [AIR RAID VEHICLE] BY LIMP BIZKIT)
some idiot: do you mean white noise?
me: no (STARTS BLASTING ROLLIN' [AIR RAID VEHICLE] BY LIMP BIZKIT)
March 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
me: i need white boy noise to fall asleep
some idiot: do you mean white noise?
me: no (STARTS BLASTING ROLLIN' [AIR RAID VEHICLE] BY LIMP BIZKIT)
some idiot: do you mean white noise?
me: no (STARTS BLASTING ROLLIN' [AIR RAID VEHICLE] BY LIMP BIZKIT)
i want the biggest bed possible not because i want to sleep in it but because i want to crawl under it and hide like a cat you never see
March 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i want the biggest bed possible not because i want to sleep in it but because i want to crawl under it and hide like a cat you never see
been watching Jeopardy! with @kenjennings.bsky.social every weekday evening and then going to bed reading Mistborn by @brandonsanderson.com, and come to find out they out they were roommates?
March 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
been watching Jeopardy! with @kenjennings.bsky.social every weekday evening and then going to bed reading Mistborn by @brandonsanderson.com, and come to find out they out they were roommates?
i won't tell anyone if i got the job but there will be signs (paying off the rest of my credit card and medical debt)
March 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i won't tell anyone if i got the job but there will be signs (paying off the rest of my credit card and medical debt)
sick of these spam texts
March 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
sick of these spam texts
me watching the presidental address
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
me watching the presidental address
(in a meeting with the company executives) i think that's a great point, actually-- i'd like to take that idea and bounce on it
(my idiot assistant) do you mean bounce off of it?
(me) no
(my idiot assistant) do you mean bounce off of it?
(me) no
February 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
(in a meeting with the company executives) i think that's a great point, actually-- i'd like to take that idea and bounce on it
(my idiot assistant) do you mean bounce off of it?
(me) no
(my idiot assistant) do you mean bounce off of it?
(me) no
was one tap away from posting this when my friend called. i read it out loud to them and they didn't laugh. much to think about
February 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
was one tap away from posting this when my friend called. i read it out loud to them and they didn't laugh. much to think about
for a 2nd date i hung out with this bisexual guy at his apartment and watched reality tv. nothing sexual happened but i took my belt off to be more comfortable. then this happened
February 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
for a 2nd date i hung out with this bisexual guy at his apartment and watched reality tv. nothing sexual happened but i took my belt off to be more comfortable. then this happened
i do a really good lois griffin impression. no i can't show you i'm saving myself until marriage
February 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i do a really good lois griffin impression. no i can't show you i'm saving myself until marriage
talking to my 70-something aunt and she's on a rant and can't remember elon musk's name so she calls him "ellen funk" with confidence
February 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
talking to my 70-something aunt and she's on a rant and can't remember elon musk's name so she calls him "ellen funk" with confidence
every time i think i am healed and capable of great peace my roommate goes in the bathroom at the exact same time i was going to get in the shower
February 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
every time i think i am healed and capable of great peace my roommate goes in the bathroom at the exact same time i was going to get in the shower
grieving all the years i lived my life and didn't know how fucking good brussels sprouts are holy shit. god damn. fuck
February 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
grieving all the years i lived my life and didn't know how fucking good brussels sprouts are holy shit. god damn. fuck
in a mcdonald's bathroom directly on the illinois-indiana border fighting for my life on this toilet while brave by sara bareilles plays
January 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
in a mcdonald's bathroom directly on the illinois-indiana border fighting for my life on this toilet while brave by sara bareilles plays
always feels sooo good when the friend that always says "that's fair" hits me with the "that's fair" during conversation and all is right in the world
January 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
always feels sooo good when the friend that always says "that's fair" hits me with the "that's fair" during conversation and all is right in the world