if you told me this was pat mahomes i’d believe you

TokTik

at least it was an actual text this time, and not just getting ghosted

well, next year* but you know what i mean

mine might be in New Orleans this year which i think might just be exactly the thing i need rn

thank you for reminding me to block her

only reason they’re going after TikTok is because it’s cHiNeSe and our ruling class (on both sides of the spectrum) *really* wants war with china

you now have a brand to maintain, you should show up to the in-person interview missing a loop with the belt

you may think i’m joking, but this was basically the plan by the Radical Reconstructionists after the Civil War and if it had actually been implemented we would be a very different country today

luckily i won’t have to deal with this for another 28 years