Howie
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Howie
@howinator.io
Trump regimen delenda est
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Cesar Chavez is the model for liberalism in the US — deeply committed to the worker, not at all analytical or professorial and deeply catholic. He’s basically the antithesis of what Americans clearly hate about modern liberalism, but still exemplifies all the values the base cares about
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Paradox of the current time: If AI is such a boon for productivity, why do I feel like I have more work than ever before?
January 20, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Is Guy Fieri Florida-coded? Or is Florida Guy Fierei-coded? It’s one of them but I can’t decide which
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The fact that I burn the roof my mouth is proof that evolution is real
April 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Most tone deaf commercial? Meta ad about destroying art. No competition
February 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don’t even like the Mavs and I’m calling for Gov. Abbott to impose a 100% exit tariff on Eastern European basketball players
February 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Why is breakfast seemingly a compound word in every language?

Breakfast - Break+Fast
あさごはん - Morning+Rice/meal
Petit déjeuner - Little+Lunch
Desayuno - de-fast
Frühstück - Early+Piece/bite
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hear me out on a strategy for Denmark to defend Greenland… Denmark will never win in a head-on conflict. So instead, they should cut off the ozempic supply so that the US Army can’t find enough recruits which are fit enough to fight. #Boom #4DChess #StrategicThinking
January 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Pretty excited for the South Korea coup exercise video to be released
December 3, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Corn mazes exist because someone thought they were clever thinking, “I’m going to make a maze out of maize.”
November 26, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Reminder to new bluesky members! Remember to mute all the accounts that make this post!
November 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM