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L | but in a yeehaw cowboy way not a deathnote way | they/them | occasionally nsfw but always cringe
i feel like my whole timeline is artfight rn and yet here i am drawing so many tiny hairs so i can see biblically accurate fintan in datv (why did you take away the stubble texture for elves bioware whyyyy)
July 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i said i was actually going to replay trespasser this time but i keep playing barbie dolls with these two idiots instead of progressing the story oops
June 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
andjsksa ive been putting this off because i cannot come up with the perfect meme worthy outfit so if the universe is on my side then whatever slutty little outfit you and oliver decide 💀 i also apparently don't have any new screenshots either
April 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
just had to go back and look at the other two pieces in this series and this as the final one? goddddd. the emotional descent of it all? fuck dude

this is like the most incoherent comment but im genuinely obsessed
April 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i'm sure this will get cut too which sucks because it's my whole personality 😔
April 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
in case you were ever wondering what goes through my head as i'm moving cattle, it's gay smut with sacreligious overtones #viperquin #nsfw
April 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
if you see this, post a redhead 🧡

i promise that despite inquisition's wacky lighting that my favorite idiot fintan is in fact a ginger
April 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
im still alive and i am very funny that is all
April 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
my humble contribution to the beautiful aesthetic oc and ship posts y'all put together 😌
March 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
no no, i take back taking it back

hawke would LOVE chappell roan's the giver
March 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
he wanted to, took lessons from josie and everything. but when he actually got to court his brain just blue screened.

he survived by the sheer dumb luck of being a novelty- like fully court jester style
March 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
oh you know, just thinkin about elves with facial and body hair again. lavellan's 5 o'clock shadow, you will always be famous to me.
March 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
she's beauty, she's grace, she'll stab you in the face 🎶

finally remade a tabris so i can have a "canon" hof with a personality except that personality has become bitch with a bob
March 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
21) cont.

that insecurity is actually what drove him to become close with dorian though. when they first met, he thought dorian was calling him stupid so he became fixated on asking him everything he could think of about magic and tevinter.
February 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
February 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
18) he's actually very proud of his dancing and how quickly he picked it up especially considering 99% of his other skills fall under wilderness survival
February 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
one semi-serious song is all i'm capable of
February 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i was just thinking about how i should do one of these for my favorite barbie

gotta convert y'all to my fintan agenda
February 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
so i did something different in dai for once and went to talk to varric & hawke first upon getting to skyhold to make sure the keep worked

and as i'm doing here lies the abyss i'm plagued with the thought

what if they had kissed

bc fintan wasn't sure if dorian was actually interested in him yet
February 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i would like to go home now 🙃
February 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
February 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
don't worry, he's been wooed by fintan lavellan's rough and tumble charm for the last decade 🫡
February 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i'm gonna save the sports jargon about positions etc but like the vision???
February 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
don't worry i have made the barbies kiss

if im doing good in the game im doing good in life ok
February 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
this is what the keep would say if it worked

DAO: Zevran
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Dorian
DATV: Lucanis

but like i'm a kirkwall polycule truther if we're being honest. also no, ive never known a moment of peace thank you
February 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM