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HOWLdini!
@howdini.bsky.social
ADHD BMF. Guitar/lap steel guitar player/singer in big-guitar band The Pineapples, audio engineer, jokester, Queens food proselytizer

https://the-pineapples.bandcamp.com/album/done-looking-around
Hurricane Sandy memory. Gas generator driven down to the EV by Eric Wiberg, of Norwalk, CT, a very nice, interesting guy who took it upon himself to take a day off of work and drive down to NYC to create a temporary community charging station.
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey @mta.info it's been over a month since you moved the bus stops in Jackson Heights, but you haven't made a car-free lane at the stop: you've just created more parking spaces while making it more dangerous for bus riders. Could you please fix this asap?
@council.nyc.gov
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
October 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Was just talking with my gf's ex a couple days ago: he's writing a doc (funded by DHS!) on the 2022 Tops Market mass shooting:
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Post a photo of you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I cherish my blessings: not only did my dad love music, he was an audiophile who, in the early 60s, built his own tube stereo amps, which I use today and sound fantastic
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Remember this past January? Good times!
September 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Ah yes: most trusted interpreter of stuff Andy Ngo. Look at what an absolute fucking joke The Free Press is. As of this moment, these supposed paragons of free speech have nothing to say about Jimmy Kimmel.
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@josie.zone Thought you'd appreciate this. Chris is a friend, we were classmates at SUNY Purchase in the late 80s. He had a great band there called Asleep Standing. I forgot that he was in Beck's band!
September 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
September 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey NYCers! Next Friday night 9/12, the rarest of rarities—a gig by The Pineapples! 9pm at Lucky13 Saloon in Gowanus! Cast aside all earthly choices and instead opt for some real ROCK!
Following is a Spinal Tap tribute by FBOMB NYC! And just guess who's singing SEX FARM?! Music links in replies!
September 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
NYT as of 10:45pm, ninth item: Fucking stenographers normalizing authoritarianism.
September 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Mhm. Note the date.
August 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There's a lot to love about Zabar's, but hooboy ygbfkm
August 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Candles used to be made of tallow
August 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It'd be a huge step forward for everyone if Tom Nichols would just stfu already. He has no useful advice to give to Dems. Oh also I roasted him so fkn hard once he had no choice but to rt it
August 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
August 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Banger
July 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
(to the tune of The Sex Pistols' "Bodies")

🎵 She don't want a POTUS that looks like that/I don't want a POTUS that looks like that🎶
July 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
An older gentleman on the bus wearing a polo shirt with this logo on it, and, well…it's not often we stumble upon perfection in the wild
June 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM