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The Apprentice (2024) features a horrific scene in which Ivana is brutally sexually assaulted by her husband Donald Trump around their 1990 divorce, a claim that has been reiterated by 26 women since 1970. A month after the film's release, the American people responded by electing him president.
In Chef (2014), writer-director Jon Faveau plays a guy who marries Sofia Vergara and also bangs Scarlett Johansson. There was something about food too, I can't remember.
September 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In Chef (2014), writer-director Jon Faveau plays a guy who marries Sofia Vergara and also bangs Scarlett Johansson. There was something about food too, I can't remember.
In latest Netflix documentary 'The Truth About Jussie Smollett', actor Jussie Smollett gets emotional while opening up about anything except the truth of Jussie Smollett.
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
In latest Netflix documentary 'The Truth About Jussie Smollett', actor Jussie Smollett gets emotional while opening up about anything except the truth of Jussie Smollett.
In Love Actually (2003), a man named Mark makes tremendous efforts to confess his love and affection for a seventeen-year-old.
August 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
In Love Actually (2003), a man named Mark makes tremendous efforts to confess his love and affection for a seventeen-year-old.
Pixar has put the official word out: "Stop complaining about original films if you don't show up to see them!" And who better to represent all of Pixar Animation Studios than some random girl sitting in a car piggybacking a TikTok trend.
August 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Pixar has put the official word out: "Stop complaining about original films if you don't show up to see them!" And who better to represent all of Pixar Animation Studios than some random girl sitting in a car piggybacking a TikTok trend.
Before selling the rights, Warner Bros. had planned to bury an upcoming Looney Tunes film 'Coyote Vs. Acme', mostly due to the trauma of being reminded what the inside of a courtroom looks like.
July 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Before selling the rights, Warner Bros. had planned to bury an upcoming Looney Tunes film 'Coyote Vs. Acme', mostly due to the trauma of being reminded what the inside of a courtroom looks like.
George Lucas has revealed that Tupac Shakur was almost cast as Mace Windu in 'Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace', but unfortunately, he died in 1996. This is roughly 25 years before Disney would have said "Fuck it, cast him anyways!"
July 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
George Lucas has revealed that Tupac Shakur was almost cast as Mace Windu in 'Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace', but unfortunately, he died in 1996. This is roughly 25 years before Disney would have said "Fuck it, cast him anyways!"
The S Symbol for James Gunn's 'Superman' is a redesign meant to appeal to a more modern audience, where the artist drew way too big of an S in the box and then said "Screw it, it's good enough." #Superman
July 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The S Symbol for James Gunn's 'Superman' is a redesign meant to appeal to a more modern audience, where the artist drew way too big of an S in the box and then said "Screw it, it's good enough." #Superman
If you look closely in each scene of Pixar's Ratatouille (2007), a movie about a rat in Paris who wants to cook food, you'll notice the filmmakers never interjected their own personal crap even once, which resulted in an actual good movie. #Pixar #Ratatouille
July 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you look closely in each scene of Pixar's Ratatouille (2007), a movie about a rat in Paris who wants to cook food, you'll notice the filmmakers never interjected their own personal crap even once, which resulted in an actual good movie. #Pixar #Ratatouille
In an earlier cut of Pixar's Elio, the 11-year-old protagonist was a 'queer-coded character' in order to reflect director Adrian Molina's openly-gay identity. The idea was scrapped due to Molina being the first of these idiots to be told to stop making Pixar films about themselves. #Pixar
July 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In an earlier cut of Pixar's Elio, the 11-year-old protagonist was a 'queer-coded character' in order to reflect director Adrian Molina's openly-gay identity. The idea was scrapped due to Molina being the first of these idiots to be told to stop making Pixar films about themselves. #Pixar
Despite no surprise that 'Ironheart' is the second-lowest scoring MCU show ever, some news outlets are still convinced it's entirely to do with people who can't handle a black female-led cast, suggesting any person who bothered to watch the show is racist.
June 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Despite no surprise that 'Ironheart' is the second-lowest scoring MCU show ever, some news outlets are still convinced it's entirely to do with people who can't handle a black female-led cast, suggesting any person who bothered to watch the show is racist.
'The Social Network Part II' promises to answer the big question: Who really planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken?
June 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
'The Social Network Part II' promises to answer the big question: Who really planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken?
"Mortal Kombat II is absolutely flawless, simply the best writing of all time!", Says 'MK2' Writer.
June 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Mortal Kombat II is absolutely flawless, simply the best writing of all time!", Says 'MK2' Writer.
Employee Of The Month (2006) was originally written to be R-rated. However, Studio heads found Dane Cook playing a crude slacker trying to have sex with Ashley Simpson didn't quite justify an R-rating.
June 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Employee Of The Month (2006) was originally written to be R-rated. However, Studio heads found Dane Cook playing a crude slacker trying to have sex with Ashley Simpson didn't quite justify an R-rating.
Actor Tobin Bell appears in 'The Sopranos' as a Major of a Military School telling Tony's son that they don't play games at this institute, signifying him as the last person A.J. would want to play a game with.
June 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Actor Tobin Bell appears in 'The Sopranos' as a Major of a Military School telling Tony's son that they don't play games at this institute, signifying him as the last person A.J. would want to play a game with.
'Sinners' Director Ryan Koogler has no plans for a sequel and says he wants to get away from franchise films altogether. This stands to be problematic for Hollywood, as they'll be forced to view him as a minority.
June 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
'Sinners' Director Ryan Koogler has no plans for a sequel and says he wants to get away from franchise films altogether. This stands to be problematic for Hollywood, as they'll be forced to view him as a minority.
The live-action remake of How To Train Your Dragon (2025) boldly takes the franchise in a brand-new direction.
May 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The live-action remake of How To Train Your Dragon (2025) boldly takes the franchise in a brand-new direction.
Colonel Miles Quaritch returns in Avatar 2: The Way Of Water when the RDA retained a copy of his consciousness in a modified Na'vi body. Just in case he fails in the first movie, they can be sure that he fails in the second one as well. #Avatar2
May 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Colonel Miles Quaritch returns in Avatar 2: The Way Of Water when the RDA retained a copy of his consciousness in a modified Na'vi body. Just in case he fails in the first movie, they can be sure that he fails in the second one as well. #Avatar2
It is presumed that Biff is the villian in Back To The Future (1985). However people seem to overlook his more genuine sides, like all the times he'd remind McFly that his shoe's untied, preventing him from tripping and falling which could result in a terrible injury.
May 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It is presumed that Biff is the villian in Back To The Future (1985). However people seem to overlook his more genuine sides, like all the times he'd remind McFly that his shoe's untied, preventing him from tripping and falling which could result in a terrible injury.
Nathan Fielder admits that he "felt nothing" for on-set wife Emma Stone during love scenes in Showtime series The Curse (2023), thus coining a brand new term in show busines: Acting.
May 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Nathan Fielder admits that he "felt nothing" for on-set wife Emma Stone during love scenes in Showtime series The Curse (2023), thus coining a brand new term in show busines: Acting.
On the set of Trap (2024), M. Night Shyamalan had to dish out thousands of dollars to extras playing concert goers just so they'd pretend to be interested in his daughter's music.
May 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
On the set of Trap (2024), M. Night Shyamalan had to dish out thousands of dollars to extras playing concert goers just so they'd pretend to be interested in his daughter's music.
South Park returns for Season 27 this July, marking it as the first great thing Donald Trump has done since returning to office. #Southpark #BlameCanada #Trump
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
South Park returns for Season 27 this July, marking it as the first great thing Donald Trump has done since returning to office. #Southpark #BlameCanada #Trump
Writer/ Director Drew Goddard is in production of 'The Matrix 5', which can only mean he saw The Matrix Resurrections (2021) and thought, "Wow! There simply must be more of this!" #TheMatrix5 #WarnerBros
April 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Writer/ Director Drew Goddard is in production of 'The Matrix 5', which can only mean he saw The Matrix Resurrections (2021) and thought, "Wow! There simply must be more of this!" #TheMatrix5 #WarnerBros
In Episode 6 of The Studio, Seth Rogen talks about his own movie 'MK Ultra 4'. This is because of course he has a movie called MK Ultra, this fucking stoner. #TheStudio #SethRogen
April 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
In Episode 6 of The Studio, Seth Rogen talks about his own movie 'MK Ultra 4'. This is because of course he has a movie called MK Ultra, this fucking stoner. #TheStudio #SethRogen
David Fincher is officially directing Cliff Booth in sequel to Tarantino's "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood". Only it's not a sequel, and it's not about Cliff Booth, and it's not directed by David Fincher. #Tarantino #DavidFincher #BradPitt
April 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
David Fincher is officially directing Cliff Booth in sequel to Tarantino's "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood". Only it's not a sequel, and it's not about Cliff Booth, and it's not directed by David Fincher. #Tarantino #DavidFincher #BradPitt
Director Jared Hess praises lunatics trashing theatres at his film A Minecraft Movie (2025), claiming "cops were called over popcorn being thrown." This is because, judging from Hess's films, he doesn't know the difference between good or bad. #Minecraft #JaredHess
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Director Jared Hess praises lunatics trashing theatres at his film A Minecraft Movie (2025), claiming "cops were called over popcorn being thrown." This is because, judging from Hess's films, he doesn't know the difference between good or bad. #Minecraft #JaredHess