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howay-man-chris.bsky.social
@howay-man-chris.bsky.social
Exiled Geordie living in Tropical Sheffield
Sorry, was that the British Army, aka the taxpayer, that's sponsoring Sky Sports Football?

#NUFC #NEWTOT
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Dunno about you lot, but I'm not an expert in global sports sponsorship and so I've no context as to whether Silverstone could/should have done 'more' at #NUFC

David Hopkinson is though, and it seems he's seen enough.
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Tell you what, if that Tonali volley had gone in yesterday, we'd be talking about it for generations #NUFC
October 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
#NUFC When you look at Ballon D'Or top 30 last night, it's pretty startling that Is*k isn't in there compared to some of the other entries.

Makes you wonder if his conduct has influenced the voting? 🤔
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Yeah, it's an overpayment for Wissa, questionable conduct aside, but I think we need the goals more than the money at this stage.

Also takes the pressure off NW and allows Eddie to integrate the new guy more gradually. #NUFC
September 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Glad he's gone, we can't have his toxic shit stinking out the club and it'll no longer be news once he makes his debut for them.

Shame it's not abroad, but still. NUWNBD

#NUFC
September 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm fully in with Mainoo to #NUFC on loan, btw.

Willock is made of glass and J7 has his struggles too. It makes sense, even if it could potentially hamper Miley
August 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Imagine if #NUFC had spent £80m on a striker (Sesko or otherwise) and he'd gone 10th in a penalty shootout, just before the keepers, against League 2 opposition.
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm sorry but is this how much the brutal window has battered us down?

In the space of a fortnight we've gone from Sesko is the only suitable replacement, to actually Strand Larsen is class?

Fucking howay. He's an Ashley signing #NUFC
August 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"I have got a good relationship with Wiss.

"I worked really hard with him last year to try and find goals. Seven of his 19 goals last year came from set pieces.

"He owes me really, so he shouldn't be going anywhere, to be blunt!"

Contrast Wissa's gaffer with Howe at #NUFC
August 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Strand Larsen has surely got to be the Wissa back-up plan for #NUFC and not the Isak one. 🤨
Welcome to the latest edition of The Transfer DealSheet for the 2025 summer window.

👀 @david-ornstein.bsky.social's One To Watch
⚫️ #NUFC retaining interest in Jorgen Strand Larsen
🔵 Atalanta give consideration to bringing #MUFC’s Rasmus Hojlund back
The Transfer DealSheet: Latest on Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Real Madrid and more
This week, David Ornstein gives us his One To Watch, we have news on Newcastle's interest in a striker and Man Utd's midfield options
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August 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
In completely unrelated #NUFC news, Man Utd fans have planned a protest against their ownership on the opening day of the season. 🤨
August 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just curious here; if #LFC fans think TAA is a rat for not renewing his contract, what does that make Isak for going AWOL with 3yrs left on his #NUFC agreement?

Was it JUST because he went on a free, or more about loyalty?
July 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Apples and pears here, but Red Bull are about to takeover Newcastle Falcons. What better way to ingratiate themselves with the NE sporting public than to sell Sesko to #NUFC ?

(Yeah yeah, they should sell him to Leeds on that logic, don't @ me)
July 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Fuck him and his agents - if he wants to go, let him. Flog him overseas, get Sesko in and build a fucking class team around him. #NUFC
July 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Isak not in the tour squad for #NUFC 😬😬😬😬
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
So I see we're suddenly believing TalkSport? #NUFC
July 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
TBF, I too would rather compete with Nunez than Isak. Easy choice.

#NUFC #LFC
July 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I've come home pissed, but it's occurred to me, THE ANTHONIES (plural)

"Isak and The Anthonies" sounds like a band Deb Grant would champion on 6music

#NUFC
July 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nothing but love and gratitude for Wilson at #NUFC, but it was time to call it a day.

Step forward Isak 9

(and shouts to everyone who got 14 on their new shirt a few weeks ago 🫣)
July 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
June 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm assuming Gordon being on holiday with Curtis Jones has caused major head-loss on #NUFC twitter. Pls confirm.
June 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Seems there's been 28 PL signings this window, majority of which are so insignificant that they barely made the news (did anyone know Burnley has signed 4 players?)

I reckon there's 6 that were considered worthy of interest.

So I think we can stop pissing our beds about #NUFC falling behind
June 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I see the #NUFC transfer fannies are out already - I thought this was meant to be the sensible place?
June 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Don't seem to remember #NUFC getting this much rimming for being knocked out of the CL
April 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM