you can just kiss those Columbia J school diplomas goodbye

Stanley Tucci builds a bridge

Frontline workers are the backbone of America

yes ma'am <tips hat> 🤠

I'm a Rawlsian

our US Government has been taken to the bathtub and drowned
- Norquist, Grover

"come in" she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm"
- the Statue of Liberty

.... everyday I feel like Morpheus looking for the one

these guys are going to be dead in their graves and you and I are going to be left paying for the sins of the father.

lemmings, the missing white house tapes, radio dinner, the radio show. 'xrt in Chicago ran the radio hour. in an era of political correctness it would just pissed people off

his work as a writer for national lampoon in the early seventies? just pristine. gonzo journalism.

I STILL have crabgrass, Senator

where's my Ziggy

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.
- the late great PJ O'Rourke 🪦🥀

they'll regret it to their dying day if ever they live that long

ask him to explain premium stabilization programs