Howard ✡🟦🎗
@howarda-atlaw.bsky.social
Attorney, author, pianist, parodist, Nice Jewish Boy. Hate nazis, either GQP, Berniebabies or DSA. Lyrics are mine, typos are Siri's.
I know, I know!
The answer is, MTG.
The answer is, MTG.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I know, I know!
The answer is, MTG.
The answer is, MTG.
Two points if you can guess what Benji is thinking
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Two points if you can guess what Benji is thinking
Meanwhile, the massive group behind the performative no kings protest platforming Vanilla Isis to attack Jews
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Meanwhile, the massive group behind the performative no kings protest platforming Vanilla Isis to attack Jews
I have a case where the plaintiff tripped and fell over a dog gate b/c she was not looking where she was going.
She argues she fell because my client's dog was barking, so blames my client's doggo.
I feel compelled to win this one for Benji and all the other very good boys out there!
She argues she fell because my client's dog was barking, so blames my client's doggo.
I feel compelled to win this one for Benji and all the other very good boys out there!
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have a case where the plaintiff tripped and fell over a dog gate b/c she was not looking where she was going.
She argues she fell because my client's dog was barking, so blames my client's doggo.
I feel compelled to win this one for Benji and all the other very good boys out there!
She argues she fell because my client's dog was barking, so blames my client's doggo.
I feel compelled to win this one for Benji and all the other very good boys out there!
Hi from Benji. And before you ask, he's part Golden but mostly eyelash,
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hi from Benji. And before you ask, he's part Golden but mostly eyelash,
My local supermarket: "Put out everything Jewish we have! Does it have anything to do with the upcoming holiday? Who knows! Put it all out just in case!"
A for effort, guys, but matzah is Passover, not Chanukah. #JewSky
A for effort, guys, but matzah is Passover, not Chanukah. #JewSky
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My local supermarket: "Put out everything Jewish we have! Does it have anything to do with the upcoming holiday? Who knows! Put it all out just in case!"
A for effort, guys, but matzah is Passover, not Chanukah. #JewSky
A for effort, guys, but matzah is Passover, not Chanukah. #JewSky
Sending you a Benji hug!
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sending you a Benji hug!
Ever see the Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity?
He kept cloning himself over and over again, and as he did, each clone became progressively dumber until the last one was basically Lenny.
"Matt XIV" came about from cloning Matts 1-13.
He kept cloning himself over and over again, and as he did, each clone became progressively dumber until the last one was basically Lenny.
"Matt XIV" came about from cloning Matts 1-13.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ever see the Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity?
He kept cloning himself over and over again, and as he did, each clone became progressively dumber until the last one was basically Lenny.
"Matt XIV" came about from cloning Matts 1-13.
He kept cloning himself over and over again, and as he did, each clone became progressively dumber until the last one was basically Lenny.
"Matt XIV" came about from cloning Matts 1-13.
Why, yes, Benji does have a neon pink light up leash.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Why, yes, Benji does have a neon pink light up leash.
Need a smile? Have one of Benji's!
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Need a smile? Have one of Benji's!
Sure, Matt: Former Secretary of State, and Senator Clinton needs to "ride the coattails" of a first-time mayor b/c "The Establishment" can't win without being Bernie.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sure, Matt: Former Secretary of State, and Senator Clinton needs to "ride the coattails" of a first-time mayor b/c "The Establishment" can't win without being Bernie.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
My mom teaches kids for the Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. Sometimes Benji will join in the Zoom sessions.
One of her students thanked Benji in her post-Bat Mitzvah speech and said she wished she had his eyelashes.
One of her students thanked Benji in her post-Bat Mitzvah speech and said she wished she had his eyelashes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My mom teaches kids for the Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. Sometimes Benji will join in the Zoom sessions.
One of her students thanked Benji in her post-Bat Mitzvah speech and said she wished she had his eyelashes.
One of her students thanked Benji in her post-Bat Mitzvah speech and said she wished she had his eyelashes.
Benji is 99% eyelash.
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Benji is 99% eyelash.
In the "you can't make it up" file, Leftists blaming (((AIPAC))) for Platner's nazi tattoo.
And if you guessed Andy here got the idea from "I am so progressive I cheered Biden's cancer diagnosis" Taylor Lorenz, congrats!
And if you guessed Andy here got the idea from "I am so progressive I cheered Biden's cancer diagnosis" Taylor Lorenz, congrats!
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
In the "you can't make it up" file, Leftists blaming (((AIPAC))) for Platner's nazi tattoo.
And if you guessed Andy here got the idea from "I am so progressive I cheered Biden's cancer diagnosis" Taylor Lorenz, congrats!
And if you guessed Andy here got the idea from "I am so progressive I cheered Biden's cancer diagnosis" Taylor Lorenz, congrats!
Oh, my bad. Happy Birthday! Benji will even share cake!
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh, my bad. Happy Birthday! Benji will even share cake!
Leftist when confronted with Platner's SS tattoo, racism and blaming rape vicitms for being raped:
"I don't care if he's a racist, *literal* nazi, and likely rapist. I will vote for ANYONE who hates A I P A C (Jewish Americans)."
Leftists are Maga with superiority complexes.
"I don't care if he's a racist, *literal* nazi, and likely rapist. I will vote for ANYONE who hates A I P A C (Jewish Americans)."
Leftists are Maga with superiority complexes.
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Leftist when confronted with Platner's SS tattoo, racism and blaming rape vicitms for being raped:
"I don't care if he's a racist, *literal* nazi, and likely rapist. I will vote for ANYONE who hates A I P A C (Jewish Americans)."
Leftists are Maga with superiority complexes.
"I don't care if he's a racist, *literal* nazi, and likely rapist. I will vote for ANYONE who hates A I P A C (Jewish Americans)."
Leftists are Maga with superiority complexes.
National Geographic presents:
When Ggoldendoodles attack.
When Ggoldendoodles attack.
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
National Geographic presents:
When Ggoldendoodles attack.
When Ggoldendoodles attack.
Benji got a fur cut, a nail trim, and a Halloween bandana!
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Benji got a fur cut, a nail trim, and a Halloween bandana!