hoverbeaver
hoverbeaver.pinball.horse
hoverbeaver
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Hairy humanist. Proud progressive red seal sparky. Electrical educator. Pinball Lizard. Brewer. Radio. Traiiiiiins. Union by choice. He/him. Views are my own… of course.
Metro: no and we don’t know what it is
Superstore: no
Farm boy: no and ew it’s what
Food basics: no
Food basics: no
Freshco: no
Scottish and Irish: we sold out
Wellington butcher: of course we have it, don’t be silly, we live in a society
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
BRING US THE HAT OF THE GIMLI VIKING
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Whoa no! Speedo recoverino!
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
yeah but try it with the letter k, which is even shaped the same
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it’s the only thing I can taste forever
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
that’s why we lie back and think of england
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ooh, I think it’s time to quit planet fitness. they got rid of half of the equipment I use in my routines and replaced it with lineups for the machines that are left
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
also they got rid of the dedicated stretching and warmup area; cool cool
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’d say this will haunt your dreams, but dreams are impossible when the flute tune is preventing you from sleeping
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
same honestly
J-Cut & Kolt Siewerts - The Flute Tune (Soulpride Remix)
YouTube video by skismania
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Reposted by hoverbeaver
That male-to-male extension cord you're trying to make is not just a good idea — it's inspirational.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
follow up: planet fitness locations in my city are all closing for 24 hours this week to remove the lunk alarms. they are also changing their brand colour identity to a lighter shade of purple
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM