Derek Huby
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Derek Huby
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Hove, UK. British/French. Books, maths, science, travel, languages, history… the usual stuff. Not keen on Fascism.
Filth.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
But the much more common use of the word is in its musical context.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Surely, it’s not that uncommon? Bach’s Toccata and Fugue, a fugue state…
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I thought it was encouraging that she could only claim that (IIRC) 64% of her constituents agreed with the ‘first safe place’ argument. That’s over a third seeing through her Reform-lite crap, and something to build on.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
She literally invented the vaccines that saved thousands of lives, and what thanks does she get?
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Ever been to India? That’s kids’ stuff.
October 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
If once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane

(With apologies to Danish people 😀)
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Literally what is the point in Uni if you’re too young to drink?
September 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why bother following anyone who hasn’t posted anything?
August 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Anybody know the paperwork involved in importing a live Cape Buffalo into Florida? Just researching a possible Go Fund Me project…
August 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Thoughts and prayers.
August 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I would like to think that, as the buffalo bore down upon him, he had some realisation that everybody would soon be laughing at his miserable dead arse.
August 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
‘Just put my tea on the table, would you?’
August 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why is it even called Shot Put? I get the ‘shot’ bit, but why ‘put’? I’m pretty sure if you just picked it up and ‘put’ it down somewhere about 10m away that would not go down too well.
August 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It would probably have about as much effect as all the other petitions there.
July 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
To be fair though, I reckon the tall one could beat me on a good day. I could definitely take the other bloke though.
July 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
First thing the Japanese are going to have to do is get this mess translated. Into English.
July 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Interesting that a grim little man like him thinks that ‘humour’ is an essential British characteristic. Also, when exactly did Britain win the World Cup?
July 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
They secretly started using artificial grass in 2007. You can buy it from Wickes for £17.99 per square metre. (Heard this from bloke in a pub, who knew someone who used to work there).
June 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How much would the window cleaner charge? Where do you take the dog for a walk? What happens if you need to pop out for a bottle of milk? So many questions.
June 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
‘Considering the joy which his paintings have given…’
June 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wow. Never knew that.
June 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM