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House Of Stoats
@houseofstouts.bsky.social
House_of_stouts on Instagram. Runner, beer guy, Leeds scum. TSB member. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
At first all I could really think about is how they even got the blueberries inside the Emmental in the first place. It wasn’t until a full minute later it occurred to me that the damn thing is covered in chocolate.
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
2 pictures from my run to the office this morning - first at Central Park at 7.30am, next in Times Square at 7.53 am.
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
At my office in #NYC on a mandatory day, and there’s no one here because *checks notes* there’s a 50% chance of rain. It rains more in NYC than London…
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“…you fat bastard, you fat bastard…”
October 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Im not saying we *should* play with a beach ball, only that in some ways it would be better. #LUFC
October 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Getdown Services - Williamsburg, Brooklyn - October 2nd, 2025
October 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
So dedicated to hating scum I’ve erased red from my vision (it’s genetic). #LUFC
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Pleased to announce that the semi-annual anti-Tyler Adams Defamation Alliance at Legends in NYC went well. We all decided he continues to be a massive prick. #LUFC
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Live scenes from Molineux. The wolves fans sound unhappy.
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
September 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Playing some #Overcooked with Mrs Stoats later. Always a laugh.
September 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Underage players not allowed to wear betting companies? Only explanation I can think of why 2 subs have 2 different kits. #lufc
August 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can’t wait to add to the old scrapbook
June 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"Listen, Man Utd might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ruben’s at the wheel, man.” #LUFC #MUFC
May 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
May 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
New Lock Screen. #LUFC
May 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s 7.30am here in NYC, and I planned to go to the gym and watch Burnley hopefully lose while I run on a treadmill. It’s already fucked isn’t it?
April 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Let him write whatever numbers he wants on the contract based on this celebration alone. #lufc
April 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Might be 4th time lucky - I think this is the third year in a row he’s finished second.
March 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Bro. Same.
March 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You’re right actually. I was working while watching so admittedly distracted. I thought the ESPN summary I read after said he was off but…
March 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He’s doing it. He’s really doing it. #Trump #Tesla #ElonMusk
March 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
March 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
March 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
#Trump:
“Legal Coup” “Illegal Protest”
March 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM