House of B!
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trump: Just say yes. Please don't spell it out for them exactly why I'm a fascist. They might put it together.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
trump: Just say yes. Please don't spell it out for them exactly why I'm a fascist. They might put it together.
Jokes on them. I don't have any money to spend no matter what day it is!
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jokes on them. I don't have any money to spend no matter what day it is!
He's probably not, but the people who own him likely are.
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He's probably not, but the people who own him likely are.
Another statement from trump that should have been replied to with "Uh, fuck you. How is that an acceptable thing to say?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Another statement from trump that should have been replied to with "Uh, fuck you. How is that an acceptable thing to say?"
Parrot: Trust me. You don't know what they're like without me.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Parrot: Trust me. You don't know what they're like without me.
They ruined a perfectly good saw doing it the way they did. Next time, they'll have the proper tools.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They ruined a perfectly good saw doing it the way they did. Next time, they'll have the proper tools.
They couldn't the rates she charges for an actual kiss.
November 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They couldn't the rates she charges for an actual kiss.
Is this the same president who said that his focus is on his ballroom?
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Is this the same president who said that his focus is on his ballroom?
And that was just on the first day!
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
And that was just on the first day!
Sent home. Likely with pay.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sent home. Likely with pay.
As no one knows as much about grass as he does, he'd know.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
As no one knows as much about grass as he does, he'd know.
Were they dead before or AFTER they got cut off?
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Were they dead before or AFTER they got cut off?
trump rapes a child: he's an imperfect instrument
Biden studders: holy hells, get this horrid person out of there!
Biden studders: holy hells, get this horrid person out of there!
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
trump rapes a child: he's an imperfect instrument
Biden studders: holy hells, get this horrid person out of there!
Biden studders: holy hells, get this horrid person out of there!
I'm sure he was saving it for another book.
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm sure he was saving it for another book.
I see 007 as a position and the name James Bond as the designation given with it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I see 007 as a position and the name James Bond as the designation given with it.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
It's too close to the 2026 elections.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It's too close to the 2026 elections.
Just because they've purposely broken every promise they've made doesn't mean they won't keep this one. Right??
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just because they've purposely broken every promise they've made doesn't mean they won't keep this one. Right??
Now with 300% more corruption.
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Now with 300% more corruption.
She'll unsign the instant before it gets its final vote.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
She'll unsign the instant before it gets its final vote.
For people who claim to love this country, they sure seem hell bent on seeing it collapse.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
For people who claim to love this country, they sure seem hell bent on seeing it collapse.