Elle
@hourlymuffin.bsky.social
“Even some sort of shifty butthole to crawl into will be welcome at this point.” -The queer urge to escape, but make it poetic
I started my new job yesterday (WOO!) but it means I’m missing all the hmj streams now (SAD 😭)
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Alt: Daddy Pedro is laughing happily which turns into sadness with him crying into his hands
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December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I started my new job yesterday (WOO!) but it means I’m missing all the hmj streams now (SAD 😭)
Not my top channel 1. being Markipilier and 2. getting a higher percentage than my 15 year old for the same channel
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Not my top channel 1. being Markipilier and 2. getting a higher percentage than my 15 year old for the same channel
Babes call me Ash Ketchum cause I’m catching ‘em all! Out of the three interviews had I now have three job offers officially on the table 🥹
At the end of September when I was laid off the uncertainty rocked me, but now I’m sitting here grateful for the opportunity to see my real worth.
At the end of September when I was laid off the uncertainty rocked me, but now I’m sitting here grateful for the opportunity to see my real worth.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Babes call me Ash Ketchum cause I’m catching ‘em all! Out of the three interviews had I now have three job offers officially on the table 🥹
At the end of September when I was laid off the uncertainty rocked me, but now I’m sitting here grateful for the opportunity to see my real worth.
At the end of September when I was laid off the uncertainty rocked me, but now I’m sitting here grateful for the opportunity to see my real worth.
Guess which bands I saw this year.. 🤣
So my theory that I only listen to music for extended periods of time when I’m going to a concert has proven quite true this year. Each date I was going to a show are the heaviest days I listened to music and matches each time with the artist I was seeing.
So my theory that I only listen to music for extended periods of time when I’m going to a concert has proven quite true this year. Each date I was going to a show are the heaviest days I listened to music and matches each time with the artist I was seeing.
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Guess which bands I saw this year.. 🤣
So my theory that I only listen to music for extended periods of time when I’m going to a concert has proven quite true this year. Each date I was going to a show are the heaviest days I listened to music and matches each time with the artist I was seeing.
So my theory that I only listen to music for extended periods of time when I’m going to a concert has proven quite true this year. Each date I was going to a show are the heaviest days I listened to music and matches each time with the artist I was seeing.
Start date was pushed back from the 4th to the 10th..
Oh noo.. another week off of being employed.. whatever shall I doooo 🤭
Oh noo.. another week off of being employed.. whatever shall I doooo 🤭
Waiting on a job offer letter to get sent over to me today for the job I’m supposed to start on Thursday while also waiting to hear from the place I did my final interview with last week.
So fingers crossed *knock on wood* I’ll have a job by the end of the week.
So fingers crossed *knock on wood* I’ll have a job by the end of the week.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Start date was pushed back from the 4th to the 10th..
Oh noo.. another week off of being employed.. whatever shall I doooo 🤭
Oh noo.. another week off of being employed.. whatever shall I doooo 🤭
Waiting on a job offer letter to get sent over to me today for the job I’m supposed to start on Thursday while also waiting to hear from the place I did my final interview with last week.
So fingers crossed *knock on wood* I’ll have a job by the end of the week.
So fingers crossed *knock on wood* I’ll have a job by the end of the week.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Waiting on a job offer letter to get sent over to me today for the job I’m supposed to start on Thursday while also waiting to hear from the place I did my final interview with last week.
So fingers crossed *knock on wood* I’ll have a job by the end of the week.
So fingers crossed *knock on wood* I’ll have a job by the end of the week.
In person interviews are scaaarryyy
Gonna go replay that over and over again in my head now while I die waiting to hear back from them..
Gonna go replay that over and over again in my head now while I die waiting to hear back from them..
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November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In person interviews are scaaarryyy
Gonna go replay that over and over again in my head now while I die waiting to hear back from them..
Gonna go replay that over and over again in my head now while I die waiting to hear back from them..
James Marriott
Death Cab for Cutie
My Chemical Romance
Chiodos
Underoath
🤘🏼
Death Cab for Cutie
My Chemical Romance
Chiodos
Underoath
🤘🏼
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:
chappell roan + japanese breakfast
remi wolf + dana and alden
thundercat
hozier
JID + smino
chappell roan + japanese breakfast
remi wolf + dana and alden
thundercat
hozier
JID + smino
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen!
Arm's Length
Sweet Pill
Pool Kids
Algernon Cadwallader
Covet
Arm's Length
Sweet Pill
Pool Kids
Algernon Cadwallader
Covet
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
James Marriott
Death Cab for Cutie
My Chemical Romance
Chiodos
Underoath
🤘🏼
Death Cab for Cutie
My Chemical Romance
Chiodos
Underoath
🤘🏼
I think I hate having the one important thing of the day in the morning.. Should have scheduled all my interviews for today so I don’t have to curl my hair again tomorrow 😆
Fingies crossed they liked me and I’ll have a job soon 🤞🏼🤞🏼
Fingies crossed they liked me and I’ll have a job soon 🤞🏼🤞🏼
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think I hate having the one important thing of the day in the morning.. Should have scheduled all my interviews for today so I don’t have to curl my hair again tomorrow 😆
Fingies crossed they liked me and I’ll have a job soon 🤞🏼🤞🏼
Fingies crossed they liked me and I’ll have a job soon 🤞🏼🤞🏼
A full week of replaying that interview over again in my head BUT GUESS WHO GOT A SECOND INTERVIEW.
Me, it’s me. I got a second interview for Tuesdee 🤘🏼
Me, it’s me. I got a second interview for Tuesdee 🤘🏼
I need a hole to crawl into after that interview..
I just want the job SO BAAAD 😩
I just want the job SO BAAAD 😩
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November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A full week of replaying that interview over again in my head BUT GUESS WHO GOT A SECOND INTERVIEW.
Me, it’s me. I got a second interview for Tuesdee 🤘🏼
Me, it’s me. I got a second interview for Tuesdee 🤘🏼
Day 42 being unemployed: “I need to start getting ready for my day instead of wearing my pjs all day.”
Takes off sweatpants and puts a different pair on.
Takes off sweatpants and puts a different pair on.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Day 42 being unemployed: “I need to start getting ready for my day instead of wearing my pjs all day.”
Takes off sweatpants and puts a different pair on.
Takes off sweatpants and puts a different pair on.
I need a hole to crawl into after that interview..
I just want the job SO BAAAD 😩
I just want the job SO BAAAD 😩
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November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I need a hole to crawl into after that interview..
I just want the job SO BAAAD 😩
I just want the job SO BAAAD 😩
First interview since being laid off is tomorrow and I’m nervyyyyy cause it’s with a company I’d LOVE to work for and it’s remote. Eeeeeeee 🤞🤞
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November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
First interview since being laid off is tomorrow and I’m nervyyyyy cause it’s with a company I’d LOVE to work for and it’s remote. Eeeeeeee 🤞🤞
This Excel course I’m taking is just me going “Well that would have saved me so much time..”
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November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This Excel course I’m taking is just me going “Well that would have saved me so much time..”
Gate city is out.
Gate jail is in.
Toots started acting like an asshole again after a week of being, dare I say, better than what her “normal” was before this whole shit show started in September. Oh and her new trick is she can jump over two baby gates, hence the third.
Gate jail is in.
Toots started acting like an asshole again after a week of being, dare I say, better than what her “normal” was before this whole shit show started in September. Oh and her new trick is she can jump over two baby gates, hence the third.
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gate city is out.
Gate jail is in.
Toots started acting like an asshole again after a week of being, dare I say, better than what her “normal” was before this whole shit show started in September. Oh and her new trick is she can jump over two baby gates, hence the third.
Gate jail is in.
Toots started acting like an asshole again after a week of being, dare I say, better than what her “normal” was before this whole shit show started in September. Oh and her new trick is she can jump over two baby gates, hence the third.
Chat don’t look but I think things might be turning around for me.. *knocks on all the wood*
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October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Chat don’t look but I think things might be turning around for me.. *knocks on all the wood*
If I’m told to have a shot-tastic day one more time…. This will be the reason I no longer get Starbucks
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October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I’m told to have a shot-tastic day one more time…. This will be the reason I no longer get Starbucks
🥹🥹🥹🥹
The Pink Parrots win MCC: The Copper Crown at TwitchCon San Diego 2025.
#mcyt #mcytclips #minecraft #minecraftclips #mcchampionship #twitchconsandiego #grian #geminitay #goodtimeswithscar #fruitberries #fanfan #eskay #4cvit #5up
#mcyt #mcytclips #minecraft #minecraftclips #mcchampionship #twitchconsandiego #grian #geminitay #goodtimeswithscar #fruitberries #fanfan #eskay #4cvit #5up
October 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
🥹🥹🥹🥹
Face update.
Will not be falling on my face again in the future, 0/10 - do not recommend.
Will not be falling on my face again in the future, 0/10 - do not recommend.
October 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Face update.
Will not be falling on my face again in the future, 0/10 - do not recommend.
Will not be falling on my face again in the future, 0/10 - do not recommend.
The worst part of leaning over the baby gate to fetch Toot’s lid she was playing with which ended with me landing on my face? Using all my wood cleaning product in PowerWash Simulator because I hit the auto ON option because I was holding my XBox controller when gracefully falling to the floor.
October 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The worst part of leaning over the baby gate to fetch Toot’s lid she was playing with which ended with me landing on my face? Using all my wood cleaning product in PowerWash Simulator because I hit the auto ON option because I was holding my XBox controller when gracefully falling to the floor.
Pleaaaseee pleeeeasee I need all the tots and pears cause gurl these two weeks of recovery are gonna be ROUGH. Toots hasn’t let us touch her or go near her and we haven’t been able to get her cone of soft shame on her so we’re watching her like a hawk to make sure she’s not messing with her incision
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October 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pleaaaseee pleeeeasee I need all the tots and pears cause gurl these two weeks of recovery are gonna be ROUGH. Toots hasn’t let us touch her or go near her and we haven’t been able to get her cone of soft shame on her so we’re watching her like a hawk to make sure she’s not messing with her incision
Toots has been successfully spayed with no complications - now the real work begins which is her recovery. She FREAKS if anything is constricting her (ie a cone) and will not let us hold her down for any reason (meds) so I’m sure these next two weeks will be fiiiiine
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October 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Toots has been successfully spayed with no complications - now the real work begins which is her recovery. She FREAKS if anything is constricting her (ie a cone) and will not let us hold her down for any reason (meds) so I’m sure these next two weeks will be fiiiiine
1. Laid off from job on Monday
2. Cat turns into straight asshole Tuesday
3. Gets Covid on Friday
It’s not been a fun time around here.
2. Cat turns into straight asshole Tuesday
3. Gets Covid on Friday
It’s not been a fun time around here.
We’ve now arrived at baby gate city. Toots is still convinced Khal exists only to murder her.
Fingers crossed this works until we can get her fixed and then fingers and toes crossed that fixes this new everyone hates me and is out to cause me bodily harm brain she now has.
Fingers crossed this works until we can get her fixed and then fingers and toes crossed that fixes this new everyone hates me and is out to cause me bodily harm brain she now has.
October 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
1. Laid off from job on Monday
2. Cat turns into straight asshole Tuesday
3. Gets Covid on Friday
It’s not been a fun time around here.
2. Cat turns into straight asshole Tuesday
3. Gets Covid on Friday
It’s not been a fun time around here.