Will I ever feel like I’m not a colossal pain in the ass to everyone I’ve ever encountered in the history of my life?
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June 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Will I ever feel like I’m not a colossal pain in the ass to everyone I’ve ever encountered in the history of my life?
In dire need of a pumpkin to roll around in my enclosure.
May 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In dire need of a pumpkin to roll around in my enclosure.
I feel as though I’m languishing in the pupa stage…
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May 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I feel as though I’m languishing in the pupa stage…
A nice surprise from our yard 🍄
May 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A nice surprise from our yard 🍄
Shit’s pretty dang heavy, so here’s a small offering to beak up your doomscroll… Shar-Pei and her strawberry baby ❤️🍓
April 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Shit’s pretty dang heavy, so here’s a small offering to beak up your doomscroll… Shar-Pei and her strawberry baby ❤️🍓
Got the morbs this evening, but thankfully I planned ahead and have some cake on hand.
April 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Got the morbs this evening, but thankfully I planned ahead and have some cake on hand.
I’m turning off my phone to take a nap. If anyone needs me, send a raven to tap at my window 👍
April 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m turning off my phone to take a nap. If anyone needs me, send a raven to tap at my window 👍
I’m going to start bruising from the amount of facepalming I’ve been doing.
April 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m going to start bruising from the amount of facepalming I’ve been doing.
I am so tired of always trying to take the high road. I’ll continue to do my best to make the climb, but dang that shit gets EXHAUSTING.
March 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I am so tired of always trying to take the high road. I’ll continue to do my best to make the climb, but dang that shit gets EXHAUSTING.
Psssst…. Hey! The eggs are the LEAST of our problems.
March 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Psssst…. Hey! The eggs are the LEAST of our problems.
I always get so stuck on trying to make sense of things in life, but I think I just need to accept that some people are just shit asses and carry on 🤷♀️
February 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I always get so stuck on trying to make sense of things in life, but I think I just need to accept that some people are just shit asses and carry on 🤷♀️
I won this AMAZING original watercolor through a dog rescue auction a few months back. Pretty much sums up my feelings about everything right now.
February 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I won this AMAZING original watercolor through a dog rescue auction a few months back. Pretty much sums up my feelings about everything right now.
When you’re Cobra Kai, but have that soft girl aesthetic 🌸
February 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you’re Cobra Kai, but have that soft girl aesthetic 🌸