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Houl Floof ❄️🦊🟢🟡🔴🔵
@houl.wtf
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Cat software running on dog hardware, internet's yet another occasional thingy doermaker

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(current (and probably most future ones for some reason) pfp by @accelldraws.bsky.social)

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pondering my google orbs
wizard pondering google balls orbs
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
houl.wtf
don't you love it when you install a new random ytm client in 2026 and it offers you a 2025 wrapped

this is getting silly
"you listened to 0 unique songs"
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
houl.wtf
this is google pixel balls too
light theme homescreen with a google balls wallpaper on a google pixel phone
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
houl.wtf
I just posted google balls on r/googleballs and they FUCKING banned my account, you can't make this shit up 😭
"this account has been banned" page on my reddit account
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
houl.wtf
Poorly drawn machine with a bluesky logo on its side and a factory line with a green, yellow, red and blue ball on it. There's a person in a hard hat saying "i guess we doing google balls now". it's the "i guess we doin circles now" meme but with google balls.
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
houl.wtf
AAAAAAAA
"google balls and 2 others liked your post"
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 AM
houl.wtf
Houl Floof (trademark) official project production timeline: goes in 3 stages: new idea, hyperfocus, "I should work on it" and ends with the project getting abandoned.
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
houl.wtf
saddam hussein hiding spot meme but the bricks and rubble that hide it are cloudflare and anubis, the fan is chatgpt, and saddam is the captcha from the post I'm quoting
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
houl.wtf
accidental bookmarks

🦋 kee
bluesky bookmark labeled "kee"
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
houl.wtf
🔥
Cloudflare logo, but the text says "cloudflame" and the cloud logo is burning (just a recolored fire twemoji).
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
houl.wtf
Valve Machine image with the lenovo thinkpad logo slapped in the corner at the front
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
houl.wtf
fop screen fop screen
Screenshot of my lockscreen on a google pixel 8. It follows a monochrome theme, has a funky looking clock style, and the contact text at the bottom says "boobs". The wallpaper is a modified dark theme version of one of the posts from accelldraws.
July 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
houl.wtf
yay
minecraft inventory ui: white bundle named "Fluffy Tail" is now retextured to look like a white fluffy tail.
July 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
houl.wtf
hmm
Minecraft inventory UI: me hovering over a white bundle called "Fluffy tail storage", it contains a bunch of random items.
July 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
houl.wtf
:3c
My system tray (cinnamon DE)
May 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
houl.wtf
fop: downloaded
a screenshot of a photo viewer app on my phone. I downloaded Ry's profile picture.
March 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
houl.wtf
fox explosion sticker (gboard emoji kitchen)
March 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
houl.wtf
low quality image of eminem with a question mark
March 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
houl.wtf
nonono not that

this
pleading fox (gboard emoji kitchen or something)
March 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
houl.wtf
neofox rainbow emoji (by volpeon.ink)
March 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
houl.wtf
also me
a screenshot of a minecraft fox, it's called "gayass" and is eating a berry.
March 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
houl.wtf
March 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
houl.wtf
me
A screenshot of a minecraft fox called "dumbass" in an oak boat
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM