Houghten Ween
houghten.bsky.social
Houghten Ween
@houghten.bsky.social
A follower, not a poster.
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December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I never did find that Melusai torso. It's been actual *years.* I still occasionally go over to the area to which it flew and fail to find it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Dark Angels? Salamanders? Raptors? Mantis Warriors? Aurora Chapter? And probably six dozen others I can't list off the top of my head, because there are a thousand Chapters and only seven colours in the rainbow...
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And you call it braised despite the fact that it is obviously grilled?
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Reposted by Houghten Ween
I like having less rights than a phone.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Welp, added my signature... I just hope this is one of the 0.0001% of UK petitions where the official response doesn't amount to "lol fuck you we do what we want"
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Those were chaos duardin. Totally© Different® Thing™.
July 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the pink bracelet says "WATCHING"
July 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
To this very day if I have a bag of any kind of nuts and I offer to share there's a 50-50 chance I'll ask if you want a yubnut
February 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Or you could just walk through a car wash
December 15, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Did we, though?
December 11, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I'm sure the Blood Ravens would understand that turnabout is fair play
December 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM
I will tell the spider that lives under the cupboard over the sink
November 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
The Cultiveat packet looks hauntingly familiar 🤤
November 21, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Just Eat: You, sir, should reveal your plans.

Stranger: Indeed?

Foodhub: Indeed, it's time. We have all laid aside artifice but you.

Stranger: I make no plans.

Just Eat: (Terrified, aside to Foodhub) No plans? No plans!
November 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Very cybergoth. Sort of double cyber, what with also being a robot. Cybercybergoth?
November 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
(this refers to tote bags, in which you would carry around your naturallies)
November 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Paragon.

Except for that one Renegade interrupt where you smash Kai Leng's sword. Fuck that guy.
November 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM