Archbishop Deshaies
@houcounterplot.bsky.social
God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
The selection committee picked the wrong Venezuelan
October 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The selection committee picked the wrong Venezuelan
Almost a full decade later…
September 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Almost a full decade later…
Someone wrote “Fuck Ted Cruz’s wife” on the next overpass and Ted just drove past it.
September 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Someone wrote “Fuck Ted Cruz’s wife” on the next overpass and Ted just drove past it.
UPDATE: An investigation has led to the arrest of the perpetrator. Additionally, authorities have announced that Ted Cruz has agreed to work a phone bank for “the deranged bastard.”
September 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
UPDATE: An investigation has led to the arrest of the perpetrator. Additionally, authorities have announced that Ted Cruz has agreed to work a phone bank for “the deranged bastard.”
Dana Brown makes a surprise phone call and who is on the other end? Evan Gattis. Make it happen!
July 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Dana Brown makes a surprise phone call and who is on the other end? Evan Gattis. Make it happen!
Carlos Correa walking into the Astros clubhouse and seeing Brendan Rodgers:
July 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Carlos Correa walking into the Astros clubhouse and seeing Brendan Rodgers:
Don’t come on Tuesdays.
July 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Don’t come on Tuesdays.
We’re getting carved up by the Italian kid from Bad News Bears
July 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We’re getting carved up by the Italian kid from Bad News Bears
MLB: “The Astros cheated in 2017 and will have to forfeit draft picks and a few million dollars. We also want an apology. Jeff Luhnow and AJ Hinch must lose their jobs. This stigma will follow the Astros forever!”
Astros fans: “Well, what about the 2018 Red Sox? Didn’t they cheat, too?”
MLB:
Astros fans: “Well, what about the 2018 Red Sox? Didn’t they cheat, too?”
MLB:
July 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
MLB: “The Astros cheated in 2017 and will have to forfeit draft picks and a few million dollars. We also want an apology. Jeff Luhnow and AJ Hinch must lose their jobs. This stigma will follow the Astros forever!”
Astros fans: “Well, what about the 2018 Red Sox? Didn’t they cheat, too?”
MLB:
Astros fans: “Well, what about the 2018 Red Sox? Didn’t they cheat, too?”
MLB:
Me when I look at the Astros schedule and I don’t see the Los Angeles Dodgers.
July 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Me when I look at the Astros schedule and I don’t see the Los Angeles Dodgers.
These assholes are holding open tryouts immediately after the blowout.
July 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
These assholes are holding open tryouts immediately after the blowout.
Dodgers fans had this game marked on their calendar, had trouble sleeping last night, and then the Astros bare-asses sat on their couch and gave them the worst beating in Dodger Stadium history. #AstrosWin
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Dodgers fans had this game marked on their calendar, had trouble sleeping last night, and then the Astros bare-asses sat on their couch and gave them the worst beating in Dodger Stadium history. #AstrosWin
When one Bryan lets us down, another Bryan lifts us up. That’s Houston Astros baseball! #AstrosWin
June 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When one Bryan lets us down, another Bryan lifts us up. That’s Houston Astros baseball! #AstrosWin
What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
You’re doing this on purpose.
June 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You’re doing this on purpose.
Let’s break his other hand, boys!
June 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Let’s break his other hand, boys!
Never mind. That dude sucks! Lol. #AstrosWin
June 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Never mind. That dude sucks! Lol. #AstrosWin