It’s not in your head?

5am yoga is crazy

Yeah fam we good again!!!! Hell of a game absolute smacker.

"Turn the radio off"
-Reel Big Fish

it's not my fault that people think i'm sucking off Astro stop fucking projecting your daddy issues on me

i get it because modern basketball but ilke the 4 and the 5 need to look like Derrick Coleman or I ain't getting jiggy with it

damn so you were a believer in the cock as well - i'm looking for those who believe in the pugnacious nature of the photo lmao

Astro (the main mascot) has pronouns of they/them, a lot of people told me this looked like a cock, it's an AI generated photo as the primary photo was me having a serious meeting with the same sequined Astro in the same visual perspective.

But yeah, generally I'm having a fucking blast

Bob Marley once said "Could you blob, and be blobbed"

cc: @readuction.bsky.social re: Salesforce Mascots - I was supposed to get punched in the face here - but yeah see previous post re: why this shit is ironic, since the mascots of CRM speak to you

good luck!!!

still loving your work dude!!!

David Stern was a fucking hater, may he rest in peace