HotSocket Skeeter '25
@hotsocket.fyi
anxious. atproto freak. ideas guy. adjective [noun]. deno fanatic.
Website: https://hotsocket.fyi/
Shenanigans: https://jsr.io/@hotsocket
anchr://ger.mx/A3CsBoMf_64YG4_iDfi88SLiT8QGBp6AU89vATr_efpy#did:plc:jlplwn5pi4dqrls7i6dx2me7
Website: https://hotsocket.fyi/
Shenanigans: https://jsr.io/@hotsocket
anchr://ger.mx/A3CsBoMf_64YG4_iDfi88SLiT8QGBp6AU89vATr_efpy#did:plc:jlplwn5pi4dqrls7i6dx2me7
Getting clean I see good for you 😇
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Getting clean I see good for you 😇
Talking like an addict
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Talking like an addict
I think it’s in there so the findom folks get a kick out of it
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I think it’s in there so the findom folks get a kick out of it
It’s part of the experience
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It’s part of the experience
*employee goes to pick up change, customer reaches for it*
“Oh, no, I need to double check I got the right amount for you.”
“Oh, Okay...”
*pennies are counted verbally again*
“Alright, here you go! Just have a seat, and someone will call you back for your professional-assisted Gorilla Tape tucking.”
“Oh, no, I need to double check I got the right amount for you.”
“Oh, Okay...”
*pennies are counted verbally again*
“Alright, here you go! Just have a seat, and someone will call you back for your professional-assisted Gorilla Tape tucking.”
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
*employee goes to pick up change, customer reaches for it*
“Oh, no, I need to double check I got the right amount for you.”
“Oh, Okay...”
*pennies are counted verbally again*
“Alright, here you go! Just have a seat, and someone will call you back for your professional-assisted Gorilla Tape tucking.”
“Oh, no, I need to double check I got the right amount for you.”
“Oh, Okay...”
*pennies are counted verbally again*
“Alright, here you go! Just have a seat, and someone will call you back for your professional-assisted Gorilla Tape tucking.”
<card fails three times, mostly silent>
“Actually, do you take cash?”
“Yes, there’s an extra $20 charge for it.”
“Okay… Here ya go.”
*cash is handed over*
“…And I’ll get you your change.”
“Oh, no, you can keep it.”
“I wish I could, but I’m not allowed to.”
*572 pennies are verbally counted*
“Actually, do you take cash?”
“Yes, there’s an extra $20 charge for it.”
“Okay… Here ya go.”
*cash is handed over*
“…And I’ll get you your change.”
“Oh, no, you can keep it.”
“I wish I could, but I’m not allowed to.”
*572 pennies are verbally counted*
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
<card fails three times, mostly silent>
“Actually, do you take cash?”
“Yes, there’s an extra $20 charge for it.”
“Okay… Here ya go.”
*cash is handed over*
“…And I’ll get you your change.”
“Oh, no, you can keep it.”
“I wish I could, but I’m not allowed to.”
*572 pennies are verbally counted*
“Actually, do you take cash?”
“Yes, there’s an extra $20 charge for it.”
“Okay… Here ya go.”
*cash is handed over*
“…And I’ll get you your change.”
“Oh, no, you can keep it.”
“I wish I could, but I’m not allowed to.”
*572 pennies are verbally counted*
That's the guy in Death Stranding, right?
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
That's the guy in Death Stranding, right?
is that bill clinton
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
is that bill clinton
it feels great as long as you ignore the fact that now there's a you-shaped crater in the pristine sheets
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
it feels great as long as you ignore the fact that now there's a you-shaped crater in the pristine sheets
Would be hell to develop but this sounds somehow doable
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Would be hell to develop but this sounds somehow doable
outdoor food court??? sounds awesome
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
outdoor food court??? sounds awesome
(you spontaneously combust)
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
(you spontaneously combust)