the way i got logged out of this for months lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
the way i got logged out of this for months lol
forgot my password for a bit but im back for a lil text meme dump
May 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
forgot my password for a bit but im back for a lil text meme dump
so crazy that we got alligator and the emancipation of mimi at the same time
These albums by of Montreal, the National, Garbage, and Mariah Carey were released 20 years ago today. 💿 Which is your fave?
April 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
so crazy that we got alligator and the emancipation of mimi at the same time
most face masks at a show award goes to Rebecca Black, im shook!! Usually I'm the only one lol
March 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
most face masks at a show award goes to Rebecca Black, im shook!! Usually I'm the only one lol
happy monday lets get this bread. last one was written by my bestie 💀
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
happy monday lets get this bread. last one was written by my bestie 💀
will a pregnant person be offended if i call them "bloated with life" or is that chill
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
will a pregnant person be offended if i call them "bloated with life" or is that chill
yo bluesky can we have a drafts feature? I need to have somewhere to leave my unhinged thoughts to stew
February 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
yo bluesky can we have a drafts feature? I need to have somewhere to leave my unhinged thoughts to stew
hello 911? its 61 degrees in February
February 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
hello 911? its 61 degrees in February
wanna see my skeleton so bad....not in an xray kind of way, like i wanna see it fully articulated like the ones in health class
February 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
wanna see my skeleton so bad....not in an xray kind of way, like i wanna see it fully articulated like the ones in health class
hump day dump day or w/e
February 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
hump day dump day or w/e
pulling up to the woods with my 24k gold mushroom knife and carbon steel basket to flex on the mycelium
One nice thing about foraging compared to other hobbies is that no one spends $10,000 on stuff for it
February 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
pulling up to the woods with my 24k gold mushroom knife and carbon steel basket to flex on the mycelium
cars dont get enough credit for being a little vessel i can scream into without bothering anyone
February 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
cars dont get enough credit for being a little vessel i can scream into without bothering anyone
i just listened to a workout playlist i made in probably 2013 and let me tell you....it did not age well. There is Owen Pallett, Animal Collective, and Justin Bieber all sharing the space together
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i just listened to a workout playlist i made in probably 2013 and let me tell you....it did not age well. There is Owen Pallett, Animal Collective, and Justin Bieber all sharing the space together
when is the Panera branded burnt toaster soy candle dropping
February 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
when is the Panera branded burnt toaster soy candle dropping
i love how you can go into any Panera anywhere and it will have the same burnt toaster crumb smell. Truly their brand
February 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i love how you can go into any Panera anywhere and it will have the same burnt toaster crumb smell. Truly their brand
used the bathroom at work and there was a pube on the toilet seat that was at least 4 inches long....truly made me stop and stare. proud of whichever coworker is attempting to grow the World's Longest Bush
February 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
used the bathroom at work and there was a pube on the toilet seat that was at least 4 inches long....truly made me stop and stare. proud of whichever coworker is attempting to grow the World's Longest Bush
picked up a new birth control prescription and the pharmacy tech reads it aloud and says "party!" 💀
February 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
picked up a new birth control prescription and the pharmacy tech reads it aloud and says "party!" 💀
homes should come with autoclaves
February 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
homes should come with autoclaves
my ads today are really giving me some of lifes hardest choices.....which deli label are u
January 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
my ads today are really giving me some of lifes hardest choices.....which deli label are u