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rachel b velebny
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a staunch woman. s-t-a-u-n-c-h.

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sentences like these are why i read
The image is a photo of text, from the spring issue of The Paris Review, with two short sentences underlined in pencil. They read, “Finding your voice is different from hearing voices in your head. Or it isn’t.”
July 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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what if I were a gluten free sandwich?
photo of bathroom wall graffiti. the wall is orange and the text, written in black marker says ‘what if I were a gluten free sandwich?’ and there’s a very simple drawing of sandwich bread with a smiley face, drawn above the text.
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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do i also need to re-learn misogynistic ageism to learn german? jfc
The image is a photo of my German language textbook where a deeply unfunny cartoon is trying to teach me how to say “She is beautiful” in German by showing a gross man with his tongue out leering at a young woman with large breasts, while his much older, fatter, and frumpier wife looks disapproving.
March 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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take a moment to admire the tummy fuzz on this guy, and contemplate his little back feet holding his tail
Photo of a grey cat laying in a white cat bed on the side of my desk. Taken from an overhead angle while the cat lays in a very cute position with one paw over his face, his fuzzy grey tummy facing up, and his tail curled around with the tip tucked between his back feet.
February 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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i suppose it was only a matter of time before he abandoned the beautiful, comfy bed
photo of my desk with a lovely, very empty cat bed and my grey cat laying on top of my laptop keyboard and my bullet journal rendering both unusable
February 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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i think he’s telling me that my yoga practice today will be a chill cat cuddling flow
photo of a grey cat sitting on the ground looking up at me. i’m also sitting on the ground, on my yoga mat, legs crossed.
February 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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i'm not sure which one of us appreciates his new desk bed more 🖤
A photo of a grey cat curled up in a fluffy white bed, the bed is on my desk, next to my laptop and keyboard.
January 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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indeed, keith. how does it look?
January 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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is this even legal?
a screenshot of a LinkedIn job advertisement, the first bullet point listed under the "about the job" heading states the job is for a freelancer but they want 100% of your time dedicated to this job.
November 30, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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October 24, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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the birthday haul of a 38 year old american in europe
photo of snack foods lined up on a coffee table. from left to right: Lucky Charms cereal, Clamato bloody mary mix, Coffeemate vanilla caramel creamer, root beer, cream soda, marshmallow fluff, and a bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups in the front.
August 2, 2023 at 8:38 AM