They call me Sb.
@hotmessbrunette.bsky.social
Certified Milf.
☀︎ scorpio ☾ virgo ↑ libra
☀︎ scorpio ☾ virgo ↑ libra
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Putting the kids to bed early and then ordering pizza and watching a movie while I wait for E to get home from snow boarding.
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Putting the kids to bed early and then ordering pizza and watching a movie while I wait for E to get home from snow boarding.
Pricing out a playroom makeover for March/April of this year. Mostly storage solutions from ikea and then decor. We have too much stuff and nowhere to put it 😅
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Pricing out a playroom makeover for March/April of this year. Mostly storage solutions from ikea and then decor. We have too much stuff and nowhere to put it 😅
I stayed up until 6 reading this damn ass book. Got to 85% and then forced myself to go to sleep. I’m finishing it and then rage cleaning my house. Probably gonna kill an Alani or two in the process.
January 20, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I stayed up until 6 reading this damn ass book. Got to 85% and then forced myself to go to sleep. I’m finishing it and then rage cleaning my house. Probably gonna kill an Alani or two in the process.
One of my goals this year is to establish a better bedtime routine. Currently, bedtime is chaos.
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
One of my goals this year is to establish a better bedtime routine. Currently, bedtime is chaos.
I can’t wait to crawl in bed and read until my eyes hurt 🥹
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I can’t wait to crawl in bed and read until my eyes hurt 🥹
Here is my 2026 book thread 🥰
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Here is my 2026 book thread 🥰
Oh I see they heavily monitor ass on here.
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Oh I see they heavily monitor ass on here.
Rock. Rock steady. You can tell who I am from the back cause it’s heavy. Or whatever the hoes are saying these days.
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Rock. Rock steady. You can tell who I am from the back cause it’s heavy. Or whatever the hoes are saying these days.
I’m terrified of ovulating at this point. Not at all because I’m scared to get pregnant but because I turn into some sort of feral animal. Like I’m genuinely scared of myself. Pray for my husband. And the purple wand in my bedside drawer 🫠
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I’m terrified of ovulating at this point. Not at all because I’m scared to get pregnant but because I turn into some sort of feral animal. Like I’m genuinely scared of myself. Pray for my husband. And the purple wand in my bedside drawer 🫠
Are we still using this app? Twitter is dead to me.
January 20, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Are we still using this app? Twitter is dead to me.
Guys are these ugly? If your answer is yes then lie to me because I already bought them.
November 27, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Guys are these ugly? If your answer is yes then lie to me because I already bought them.
I’m not tired so what am I supposed to do after I finish love island???
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I’m not tired so what am I supposed to do after I finish love island???
Wanna know my favorite adhd cleaning hack? If you are having trouble getting motivated, wash your couch cushion covers and strip your bed. Nowhere to sit now bitch. ✨
November 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Wanna know my favorite adhd cleaning hack? If you are having trouble getting motivated, wash your couch cushion covers and strip your bed. Nowhere to sit now bitch. ✨
I have a whole list of small tattoos I want as soon as I’m done nursing W.
November 26, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I have a whole list of small tattoos I want as soon as I’m done nursing W.
Well we got a free large turkey from our grocery store since we spend so much money there 😅
November 26, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Well we got a free large turkey from our grocery store since we spend so much money there 😅
Okay enough about me what are y’all up to tonight
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Okay enough about me what are y’all up to tonight
I really just needed to get that off my chest because it’s been eating me alive. The falling out was my fault and I blame myself every day.
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I really just needed to get that off my chest because it’s been eating me alive. The falling out was my fault and I blame myself every day.
A fun fact about me and ill probably delete this is that I tell people I changed when I had kids but the truth is I had a falling out with my best friend in 2021 and I haven’t been the same person since. It feels like half of me is missing.
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
A fun fact about me and ill probably delete this is that I tell people I changed when I had kids but the truth is I had a falling out with my best friend in 2021 and I haven’t been the same person since. It feels like half of me is missing.
Splurged on some nice Christmas jammies for my parents. We go over there on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so I’m going to sneak them up onto their bed with a note that says “love Santa”. It’s their turn to receive some Christmas magic ☺️❤️
November 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Splurged on some nice Christmas jammies for my parents. We go over there on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so I’m going to sneak them up onto their bed with a note that says “love Santa”. It’s their turn to receive some Christmas magic ☺️❤️
As soon as I finish this new episode of Love Island AU I’m passing out.
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
As soon as I finish this new episode of Love Island AU I’m passing out.
Lack of sleep is finally catching up to me and I would do anything for a nap right now.
November 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Lack of sleep is finally catching up to me and I would do anything for a nap right now.
Bro the sex lately… 🤤
November 21, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Bro the sex lately… 🤤
Alright goodnight little pocket pals
a little girl is wearing a pink pajama top
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November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Alright goodnight little pocket pals
It would be cool if W didn’t wake up every two hours tonight.
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 AM
It would be cool if W didn’t wake up every two hours tonight.