HotMess_Actual 🏳️⚧️
@hotmess-actual.bsky.social
A nutritionally significant source of horny and shitpostin
#Seattle #Queer #LGBT #Trans #Transbian
#Seattle #Queer #LGBT #Trans #Transbian
Pinned
Telling the arresting officer he can't get me cause I'm under the blanket
"[A] Girl can't even tell a joke about her cum anymore 😞"
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"[A] Girl can't even tell a joke about her cum anymore 😞"
With enough preparation time, Batman could make anyone cum.
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
With enough preparation time, Batman could make anyone cum.
I think we should credit Hideo Kajima with inventing trans women. I think that would be fun and will never be the basis of one of those weird domino memes
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I think we should credit Hideo Kajima with inventing trans women. I think that would be fun and will never be the basis of one of those weird domino memes
I'm glad Inspiration and Curiosity aren't around to see us like this.
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm glad Inspiration and Curiosity aren't around to see us like this.
Does "I am Charlie Kirk" still work as a tramp stamp?
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Does "I am Charlie Kirk" still work as a tramp stamp?
Just a girl in the whimsy of collecting her little trinkets and knick-knacks (dab containers)
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Just a girl in the whimsy of collecting her little trinkets and knick-knacks (dab containers)
Polyamorous people, I present to you, "Monogamoid."
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Polyamorous people, I present to you, "Monogamoid."
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
Ultra-nationalists (ethno-fascists ((christo-fascists (((corpo-fascists)))))) have seized my country's government, and are using it to wage an asymmetrical social-warfare campaign against its citizens so corporations become the only people who can't be enslaved or deported
That's so wacky bananas
That's so wacky bananas
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ultra-nationalists (ethno-fascists ((christo-fascists (((corpo-fascists)))))) have seized my country's government, and are using it to wage an asymmetrical social-warfare campaign against its citizens so corporations become the only people who can't be enslaved or deported
That's so wacky bananas
That's so wacky bananas
Ack! There's something sharp in my sock 😫
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ack! There's something sharp in my sock 😫
God gives her coziest soldiers her quietest alarms
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
God gives her coziest soldiers her quietest alarms
I'm pretty bad at fighting and I don't have a very good memory, so let's just say I'm here to make people mildly uncomfortable and forget names
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm pretty bad at fighting and I don't have a very good memory, so let's just say I'm here to make people mildly uncomfortable and forget names
Following indictment, pixelated Republican accuses Kat Abughazaleh of being a transgender cat-girl demon
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Following indictment, pixelated Republican accuses Kat Abughazaleh of being a transgender cat-girl demon
Babe, when you accuse me of implanting you with false memories it makes me feel like I'm dating a crazy person.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Babe, when you accuse me of implanting you with false memories it makes me feel like I'm dating a crazy person.
Someone help! My booty's jiggle physics broke my collision model and now I'm partially embedded in the floor! I could lose my damage deposit at any moment 😰
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Someone help! My booty's jiggle physics broke my collision model and now I'm partially embedded in the floor! I could lose my damage deposit at any moment 😰
Scariest Halloween Costume NA
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Scariest Halloween Costume NA
Imagine going through an ugly breakup with your puppygirl-gf while she throws her stuff into her crate.
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Imagine going through an ugly breakup with your puppygirl-gf while she throws her stuff into her crate.
Klingon Truckers "Today is a good day to supply!"
There's a fun game I want to share.
Try to keep it going (or not🤷♀️), here or IRL.
Klingon fast food cooks "Today is a good day to fry!"
Klingon spinners "Today is a good day to ply!"
Klingon infants "(in a baby voice) "Today is a good day to cry."
Klingon desiccants "Today is a good day to dry."
Try to keep it going (or not🤷♀️), here or IRL.
Klingon fast food cooks "Today is a good day to fry!"
Klingon spinners "Today is a good day to ply!"
Klingon infants "(in a baby voice) "Today is a good day to cry."
Klingon desiccants "Today is a good day to dry."
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Klingon Truckers "Today is a good day to supply!"
Think I accidentally used my gf's estrogen vial when we were in a hurry
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Think I accidentally used my gf's estrogen vial when we were in a hurry
I'm not pansexual,
but cast-iron is cast-iron
but cast-iron is cast-iron
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm not pansexual,
but cast-iron is cast-iron
but cast-iron is cast-iron
What if we were girls and we were both worms?
October 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
What if we were girls and we were both worms?
So excited for Torment Nexus Premium
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So excited for Torment Nexus Premium
I think Capitalism's most convincing selling point is that there's an entire school of thought dedicated to making our lives more obnoxious, stressful, inconvenient, inefficient, unhealthy, unfulfilling, addictive, and ugly.
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I think Capitalism's most convincing selling point is that there's an entire school of thought dedicated to making our lives more obnoxious, stressful, inconvenient, inefficient, unhealthy, unfulfilling, addictive, and ugly.
Random men on the street, to me:
"Put your shirt on!"
Me, without missing a beat:
"Put it on me yourself!"
"Put your shirt on!"
Me, without missing a beat:
"Put it on me yourself!"
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Random men on the street, to me:
"Put your shirt on!"
Me, without missing a beat:
"Put it on me yourself!"
"Put your shirt on!"
Me, without missing a beat:
"Put it on me yourself!"