Alan C. Robles
@hotmanila.bsky.social
Manila based journalist, essayist, foreign correspondent, humor columnist, former lecturer in Berlin on digital media, somewhat acerbic. Mordant Cassandra.
Missing: isang kalbong duwag.
If found, please forward to the ICC
If found, please forward to the ICC
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Missing: isang kalbong duwag.
If found, please forward to the ICC
If found, please forward to the ICC
Who wants to write the refrain?
Kalbo na naman
o ang tulin tumakbo
Kalbo na naman
saan kaya nagtatago
Kalbo na naman
Ang pangalan ay Bato
Kalbo na naman
Dalhin na sa bilanggo
Kalbo na naman
o ang tulin tumakbo
Kalbo na naman
saan kaya nagtatago
Kalbo na naman
Ang pangalan ay Bato
Kalbo na naman
Dalhin na sa bilanggo
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Who wants to write the refrain?
Kalbo na naman
o ang tulin tumakbo
Kalbo na naman
saan kaya nagtatago
Kalbo na naman
Ang pangalan ay Bato
Kalbo na naman
Dalhin na sa bilanggo
Kalbo na naman
o ang tulin tumakbo
Kalbo na naman
saan kaya nagtatago
Kalbo na naman
Ang pangalan ay Bato
Kalbo na naman
Dalhin na sa bilanggo
What's Duturtle eating in prison? Bland Dutch food? Lechon? Humba?
Shit. He's eating shit. Just like his moronic followers.
Shit. He's eating shit. Just like his moronic followers.
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
What's Duturtle eating in prison? Bland Dutch food? Lechon? Humba?
Shit. He's eating shit. Just like his moronic followers.
Shit. He's eating shit. Just like his moronic followers.
In this part of the century the superpower that all villains have, whether dirt cheap trolls, corrupt politicians or titan tech bros, is IMPUNITY. THey simply can't be held to account. Untouchable.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
In this part of the century the superpower that all villains have, whether dirt cheap trolls, corrupt politicians or titan tech bros, is IMPUNITY. THey simply can't be held to account. Untouchable.
This year our 10y old @panasonicph @panasonic
ref started acting up. 2 techs came in July, wrote a report saying problem was the display and gaskets and said they'd return. They never did. FOUR MONTHS passed, then I wrote sarcastic Twitter posts w/c finally got their attention
ref started acting up. 2 techs came in July, wrote a report saying problem was the display and gaskets and said they'd return. They never did. FOUR MONTHS passed, then I wrote sarcastic Twitter posts w/c finally got their attention
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This year our 10y old @panasonicph @panasonic
ref started acting up. 2 techs came in July, wrote a report saying problem was the display and gaskets and said they'd return. They never did. FOUR MONTHS passed, then I wrote sarcastic Twitter posts w/c finally got their attention
ref started acting up. 2 techs came in July, wrote a report saying problem was the display and gaskets and said they'd return. They never did. FOUR MONTHS passed, then I wrote sarcastic Twitter posts w/c finally got their attention
Kadiring putin= na mahal ang mass murder, crimes against humanity at hamfist Duterte
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Kadiring putin= na mahal ang mass murder, crimes against humanity at hamfist Duterte
BREAKING: DUTERTE NATAGPUAN SA KULUNGAN, WALANG KONSIYENSYA. Ayon sa examining physician, "sus, tagal na niyan"
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
BREAKING: DUTERTE NATAGPUAN SA KULUNGAN, WALANG KONSIYENSYA. Ayon sa examining physician, "sus, tagal na niyan"
A bottle of Gatorade cost P39 just two or three months ago. Now it's P45. Must be the economic growth they're talking about.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A bottle of Gatorade cost P39 just two or three months ago. Now it's P45. Must be the economic growth they're talking about.
Duterte orcs and trolls running in circles, gnashing their teeth and shrieking: "Why? Why stoopid justice system work?"
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Duterte orcs and trolls running in circles, gnashing their teeth and shrieking: "Why? Why stoopid justice system work?"
What time is it?
It's time to DU30 years
It's time to DU30 years
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What time is it?
It's time to DU30 years
It's time to DU30 years
My post on Twitter
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My post on Twitter
In 2024 Americans didn't go to the polling booth to vote a president, they went to the outhouse and excreted Donald Trump.
September 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In 2024 Americans didn't go to the polling booth to vote a president, they went to the outhouse and excreted Donald Trump.
What's happened to all the nepo baboys, este, babies, flaunting their plumage, taunting Filipinos with their business class travels? They still posting their non-earned riches and possessions? Have they flown away vanished? Scuttled down the rat holes?
September 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What's happened to all the nepo baboys, este, babies, flaunting their plumage, taunting Filipinos with their business class travels? They still posting their non-earned riches and possessions? Have they flown away vanished? Scuttled down the rat holes?
Lifestyle check please
August 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Lifestyle check please
After pretending for months not to know what "forthwith" means, Senate moves to dismiss the case at faster than the speed of lies.
August 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
After pretending for months not to know what "forthwith" means, Senate moves to dismiss the case at faster than the speed of lies.
If Duterte dies abroad, his remains should be brought home for burial in a huge tomb - a Pogo Pyramid - along with his favorite pets, animals, trolls and servants like Derma Dementa, Krazy Krizette, Narc Lopez, Duwag na Bato and First Lady Bong Go.
July 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If Duterte dies abroad, his remains should be brought home for burial in a huge tomb - a Pogo Pyramid - along with his favorite pets, animals, trolls and servants like Derma Dementa, Krazy Krizette, Narc Lopez, Duwag na Bato and First Lady Bong Go.
BREAKING FAKE NEWS BREAKING FAKE NEWS Narco Lolo is just skin and bones now. "He's down to PHP 1 billion a day na lang instead of PHP 2 billion" said his cash register.
July 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
BREAKING FAKE NEWS BREAKING FAKE NEWS Narco Lolo is just skin and bones now. "He's down to PHP 1 billion a day na lang instead of PHP 2 billion" said his cash register.
To that pompous of course white American who many years ago loftily called the Philippines a "damaged culture"...
I look at the US now and ask: oh really?
I look at the US now and ask: oh really?
July 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
To that pompous of course white American who many years ago loftily called the Philippines a "damaged culture"...
I look at the US now and ask: oh really?
I look at the US now and ask: oh really?
During Duterte's regime @raissawriter and I were attacked by trolls and politicians who mocked journalism, freedom of expression and human rights. I predicted then that when their turn comes these chimpangoons would beg for their human rights and freedoms. Well guess what?
July 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
During Duterte's regime @raissawriter and I were attacked by trolls and politicians who mocked journalism, freedom of expression and human rights. I predicted then that when their turn comes these chimpangoons would beg for their human rights and freedoms. Well guess what?
The substandard PHL educational system largely produces semliterates, subliterates and illiterates, graduates who don't know how to read or write and have little comprehension in any language. Fit only to become bolero trolls, drug criminals, entertainers and politicians.
May 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The substandard PHL educational system largely produces semliterates, subliterates and illiterates, graduates who don't know how to read or write and have little comprehension in any language. Fit only to become bolero trolls, drug criminals, entertainers and politicians.
If you're an immigrant/green card holder non-white wannabe white who fanatically supported and voted for Trump - may you be thrown into a deep hole you will never crawl out of. Rot in the dark you sucker.
May 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
If you're an immigrant/green card holder non-white wannabe white who fanatically supported and voted for Trump - may you be thrown into a deep hole you will never crawl out of. Rot in the dark you sucker.
It feels a little like that day after the stinkbag douchetator Deadinand Formalin Marcos fled w his family, or that time Gloria Mini me Makapal Arroyo was blocked at NAIA from fleeing, or when all those perfumed porky super corrupt senators were arrested.
March 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It feels a little like that day after the stinkbag douchetator Deadinand Formalin Marcos fled w his family, or that time Gloria Mini me Makapal Arroyo was blocked at NAIA from fleeing, or when all those perfumed porky super corrupt senators were arrested.