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world’s dumbest bitch™️
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Me, 36 weeks pregnant when anyone asks me how I’m feeling:

My cervix is thinning and so is my patience
March 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My New Year’s resolutions include both being a bigger hater, and also minding my own business. Still working out the logistics
March 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
USA USA USA

that’s what you get for booing, bitches
February 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The “decline with no response” is my favorite Outlook function
February 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#chiefs going to the #SuperBowl (again 🙄) got me thinking about the time Harrison Butker (or Buttkiss, as I like to call him) went into Georgia Tech and said this to a crowd of hardworking women graduating with their degrees
January 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I live in a world where I’m forced to begrudgingly root for the Eagles.

This is Dante’s 7th circle of hell.
January 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Just know that if I send you a thumbs up emoji, what I really mean is “fuck you”
December 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM
My management and communication style is different than yours, but not wrong. The results are still the same outcome.
December 11, 2024 at 6:15 PM
The wallpaper on my dad’s phone has been a photo of *my* cat for the last 5 years. Not him and my mom, not his children, but my cat. His grandkitty 🤣
December 10, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Went for my ultrasound today. I get there and this old lady working the information desk takes my info and then just says “well I don’t know where you should be”

But…you work at the information desk?? Idc if you’re old, if you’re inefficient at your job, you shouldn’t have one ??
December 4, 2024 at 10:54 PM
“When are you gonna get married?”

Me, a 30 year old: I am too young to get married
November 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
*fighting the big D*

(depression)
November 23, 2024 at 5:28 AM
If I was a 78 year old man, I’d simply retire
November 19, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I ain’t gonna argue with anyone anymore. You can just be wrong, idgaf
November 18, 2024 at 3:42 AM
These pregnancy hormones got me crying like a baby sporadically about my dog that died two years ago 😭
November 17, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Good Charlotte needs to re-record “Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous” to incorporate a verse about being a convicted felon yet still be the POTUS
November 17, 2024 at 5:22 AM