I think it is funny how other people have their oc universes be inspired by something like Greek, Egyptian or Norse mythology, ancient China or Japan or maybe even Tolkien and then there's me whose oc universe in it's core is based on Finnish Civil War

Wdym Kirk got 500kg'd? That's like the last place I expected to see Helldivers 2 in
Then again I probably should've since it's satire about nationalism and fascism
Also who tf uses ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ for a single target, that's what ➡️➡️⬆️ and ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️ are for
Do not Eagle 500kg humans, use it on alien menace pls

Finding a good looking skirt that also has pockets feels like a gift from the universe, there should be more of those.

Idk what could be better sunbathing and drawing on my Lord of the Rings sketchbook while at the top of a cliff overlooking a small lake

An actual exchange between me and my stepmom:
"Out of humanity's closest relatives I wish humans were more like bonobo and less like chimpanzee"
"Yes, more gay sex and less wars"
"Exactly"

Just watched the 3 first episodes of Andor season 2 and it's scarily relevant with today's world. Even more relevant than they could have intended when making the series

I am so mad. I am writing a science fantasy book and realised there was flaw in my villain's plot to take over world. Frustrated I checked what was going on in the world and what do I see except someone explaining how Trump solved the exact fricken issue my main villain was facing. I hate this.

I walked into a room where my father was looking through a drawer. He asked me "Do you know what I'll be doing this easter?" I didn't so he whipped out a copy of the original Call of Duty and looked straight at me and said: "I will be playing this and you won't be seeing me at all"
I love that man

Finnish humour

Train station train arrivals board: "Train is delayed due to waiting for connecting traffic"
Me:"Okay how much is it delayed?"
Train arrivals board: "0 minutes"
Me: "Understandable have a great day"

You have probably experienced a train being late, but have you ever had your train announced to be late, arrive on time anyways and then be ahead of its scheduled time on the next stop⁉️

Have a pic of my emotional support cat :3

It's mildly funny that I get onlyfans bots following me. Like sorry, I am an asexual girl, I literally could not care less.

I hate that I have created this cool online name and have got most of my friends to use it irl too since it's strictly superior to the name given to me by my parents but then I have to do a presentation for University and I have to use my stupid real name again.