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It's so quiet in the hotel now..
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's so quiet in the hotel now..
( How truthful are these words ? ..) Well , why you are at tue grandMASTER hotel do you care for any assistance?
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
( How truthful are these words ? ..) Well , why you are at tue grandMASTER hotel do you care for any assistance?
Ahem , as funny as it may seem . I AM the caretaker of the twins ... I'd best advise you to not /kidnap/ them. Or leave a mess at their hotel , they try their best to stay at the upmost condition such as I .
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Ahem , as funny as it may seem . I AM the caretaker of the twins ... I'd best advise you to not /kidnap/ them. Or leave a mess at their hotel , they try their best to stay at the upmost condition such as I .
Appears that I'm dealing with , troublesome guest , all alone . Maybe it's for the best.
Rather not let the twins watch a poor man make a fool of himself AHA !
Rather not let the twins watch a poor man make a fool of himself AHA !
July 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Appears that I'm dealing with , troublesome guest , all alone . Maybe it's for the best.
Rather not let the twins watch a poor man make a fool of himself AHA !
Rather not let the twins watch a poor man make a fool of himself AHA !
Oh how charming , black sapphire cookie. You even know my name , very well. If it's what the guest wants. I suppose a game of wits wouldn't do any harm.
July 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Oh how charming , black sapphire cookie. You even know my name , very well. If it's what the guest wants. I suppose a game of wits wouldn't do any harm.
Ahem. Well , I don't attend for my hotel nor the reputation of it to be stained over — childish games.
July 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ahem. Well , I don't attend for my hotel nor the reputation of it to be stained over — childish games.
Ah ha! I look positively radiant
July 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ah ha! I look positively radiant
Well .. the experience, of course ! Away from loud noises of cars and cities. The beautiful scenery of nature far from any cookies ...
May 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Well .. the experience, of course ! Away from loud noises of cars and cities. The beautiful scenery of nature far from any cookies ...
❝ Earl grey cookie , host of the grandmaster hotel. ❞
March 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
❝ Earl grey cookie , host of the grandmaster hotel. ❞
Greetings, it has been a while hasn't it?
March 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Greetings, it has been a while hasn't it?
No no , I suppose it keeps you distracted
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
No no , I suppose it keeps you distracted
❝ ah hahah ... such an odd compliment 💧. But i assure you the food and beverage here is the most tasteful thing in all of earthbread. ❞
December 4, 2024 at 9:54 PM
❝ ah hahah ... such an odd compliment 💧. But i assure you the food and beverage here is the most tasteful thing in all of earthbread. ❞
❝I am earl grey cookie , proud host of this well kept establishment. To my right is my pet , crying saucer . ❞
December 4, 2024 at 9:43 PM
❝I am earl grey cookie , proud host of this well kept establishment. To my right is my pet , crying saucer . ❞
❝ Splendid, may I ask for you name before I hand over the key ? ❞
December 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
❝ Splendid, may I ask for you name before I hand over the key ? ❞
❝ An estimated three and a half months. If that is to your liking. ❞
November 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
❝ An estimated three and a half months. If that is to your liking. ❞
❝ This was a terrible idea ... ❞
November 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
❝ This was a terrible idea ... ❞
An establishment that provides accommodations such a food , entertainment , and luxury
November 18, 2024 at 1:26 PM
An establishment that provides accommodations such a food , entertainment , and luxury
❝Well , she did give me permission to take over ! She does have a bad mumbled problem however...
My name is earl grey cookie , host of the grandmaster hotel ❞
My name is earl grey cookie , host of the grandmaster hotel ❞
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM
❝Well , she did give me permission to take over ! She does have a bad mumbled problem however...
My name is earl grey cookie , host of the grandmaster hotel ❞
My name is earl grey cookie , host of the grandmaster hotel ❞
❝ Earl grey cookie at your service! ❞
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 PM
❝ Earl grey cookie at your service! ❞