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sit-down comedian.
/lie.
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
/hi
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
*is that so?*
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
*heya.*
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*i think so.. here goes nothing..*
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
*i gotta say. i feel a connection to you, man. i think i'm almost ready to reveal to you my secret identity.*

//secret identity is yellow text btw
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*otherwise hell would let loose.*

*you know, you're not too bad for a hero.*
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*would be. fortunately for you, i'm occupied.*
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
*it is you who would be in trouble, crossbones.*
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
*i can't believe you didn't notice.*
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
*which is why i have bad news . . .*
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
*exactly. i win.*
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
*that's not all. check my banner.*
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
*are you sure?*
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
*you gotta figure out which response you want me to reply to. i can't do everything. i'm too busy sleeping.*
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*liar. i saw you talking to that gojo guy.*
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
*22 days later. still sleeping.*
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
oh, are you going to the librarby?
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
... we just have a librarby.
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
*sleeping across from him. this is competitive.*
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
we don't have a library here.
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
don't you mean the librarby?
October 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
hm. can't say i ever heard of any spamtons.
August 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
oh yeah? who's that? i might know 'em.
August 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
anything i can do for ya?
August 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM