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Had to lock down the @ so some dip couldn't.
Some official pics of the food I make when I'm not in the ICU. I miss it almost more than my darling love.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Contrary to popular belief these docile creatures are not harmful at all.
a close up of an opossum sitting on a purple towel .
ALT: a close up of an opossum sitting on a purple towel .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bad time for all public radio.
#RascalsResist #KUOW
September 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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New ep! This week Caitlin Howden is back with a damning indictment of Starbucks sous vide egg bites.

maximumfun.org/episodes/sto...
Stop Podcasting Yourself 904 - Caitlin Howden | Maximum Fun
Comedian Caitlin Howden returns to talk clothing swaps, F1, and kissing in the suburbs.
maximumfun.org
July 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Iraq 2.0 brought to you by the 'No More Wars' dictator

#fucktrump
June 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Is there a bigger bitch move than #Drake having a reply song called "Give me a hug" and basically saying, "Nuh-uh. I'm the cool one."
February 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Pedantry of the Penis"
February 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Girls" would a be a better show if Lena Dunham wasn't part of it.
February 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Felon" may have been banned in the White House but that doesn't mean you can't say "Smelly Orange Criminal".
February 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Stupid fuck who used to work at #Google doesn't realize MAGA are domestic terrorists who use AI already.
February 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Taylor Swift getting booed doesn't matter. All billionaires are bad.
February 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
#Conservatives are so stupid they're pleased that #Trump saluted at the Superbowl and he didn't even do that correctly.
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Liberals in red counties need to shoot at their power substations in the first ten minutes of the Super Bowl.
February 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Liberals in red counties need to shoot at their power substations in the first ten minutes of the Super Bowl.
February 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The only Americans who should be able to easily procure a gun are those who can pass a lipid test for their age group.

That would quickly invalidate most of the US south.
February 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A large enough armed group can overcome the entirety of the Secret Service.

Colon Powell called the concept Overwhelming Force.

Follow for more basic tactical advice.
January 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You have to slightly admire someone who is still, knowing all we do, smoking cigarettes.
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Selena Gomez wishes she could do something? She's rich right? Funnel a massive amount of money into lobby groups and pay people like me to train and arm the antifa.
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Marines: Bootlickers of the DoD.
January 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Republicans are hilarious. It's like watching the jock get killed in a horror film.
January 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Here's hoping Ron DeSantis skids off of the road directly into an alligator's maw.
January 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Remember when Republicans dug in to "never" anything during Obama.

It's time for the Dems to do the same.
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm gonna preemptively pardon whatever gives Elon diarrhea next.
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
But did the influencers die?
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If by the end of this episode these 3 @travismcelroy.bsky.social, @justinmcelroy.bsky.social, @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social, don't stick to their "Tummy Buddy Life" guns, well, art is truly dead.
January 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM