I was very lucky to spend some time with this sweet, sweet little boy. He is so playful, and so ready to be your best friend. Please take a look and see if your home can be his.

www.petfinder.com/cat/elijah-7...

What a mug

I remember that day. The bells tolled, indicating victory, but as I looked at the destruction all around me, I asked if we had truly won.

I'll see your shirt and raise you

Uh hey Google

Did not realize the impact this had on me until later, but this was pivotal for me

I like how we don't even pretend like it's not just candy

did you know?

It's getting cold

It's like a mole wearing a crab costume

*Wife out of town for the evening*
Me: Nice, time to do whatever I want
Me All Evening:

Gonna admit, I read this as "urinal"