Jess🔪
@hotdoglover69.bsky.social
she/they, 30, witch, spicy content creator, boy pussy connoisseur, reader of smut
Me, who’s never seen a single episode of hazbin hotel: YOU’RE LIVING FOR THE RUSH, FOR THAT ROYAL FLUSH, BUT YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET. YOU PLAY YOUR FINAL ACE, FOR A PRETTY FACE, TASTES LIKE SCOTCH AND CIGARETTES
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Me, who’s never seen a single episode of hazbin hotel: YOU’RE LIVING FOR THE RUSH, FOR THAT ROYAL FLUSH, BUT YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET. YOU PLAY YOUR FINAL ACE, FOR A PRETTY FACE, TASTES LIKE SCOTCH AND CIGARETTES
If only 20 year old Jess knew I’d be 30 and rocking the same look
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If only 20 year old Jess knew I’d be 30 and rocking the same look
I’m hearing terms like “Frankenstein fall”, “nosferatu winter”, and “Dracula winter” be thrown around and to me that just means dead eyes and a vampy lip which mean so much to me
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m hearing terms like “Frankenstein fall”, “nosferatu winter”, and “Dracula winter” be thrown around and to me that just means dead eyes and a vampy lip which mean so much to me
“I’ve loved the sick since I knew how to breathe”
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“I’ve loved the sick since I knew how to breathe”
I wanna marry him again 😭😭😭
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I wanna marry him again 😭😭😭
And to think it all started with a @travismcelroy.bsky.social raid 💜
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
And to think it all started with a @travismcelroy.bsky.social raid 💜
Cool cool cool cool (we get married on Wednesday. Outside)
October 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Cool cool cool cool (we get married on Wednesday. Outside)
i heard the new sims expansion pack brough back imaginary friends. and to that i say
you don't know evil til you look this fucking abominationin the eye
you don't know evil til you look this fucking abominationin the eye
October 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i heard the new sims expansion pack brough back imaginary friends. and to that i say
you don't know evil til you look this fucking abominationin the eye
you don't know evil til you look this fucking abominationin the eye
WHAT?!?!? OUTTY BELLY BUTTON AND A VERY CLEAR B O N E R???
October 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
WHAT?!?!? OUTTY BELLY BUTTON AND A VERY CLEAR B O N E R???
Shout out to my neighbours (?) that decided it’s okay and fine to park in my driveway, blocking anyone from coming in, and then getting out of their cars to do SOMETHING???
Idk how long they’ve been here or where they are and I fucking hate it?
Idk how long they’ve been here or where they are and I fucking hate it?
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Shout out to my neighbours (?) that decided it’s okay and fine to park in my driveway, blocking anyone from coming in, and then getting out of their cars to do SOMETHING???
Idk how long they’ve been here or where they are and I fucking hate it?
Idk how long they’ve been here or where they are and I fucking hate it?
Guess who felt the sun on their skin for the first time all summer (I needed sun screen)
MEEEE and it was HOT
MEEEE and it was HOT
August 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Guess who felt the sun on their skin for the first time all summer (I needed sun screen)
MEEEE and it was HOT
MEEEE and it was HOT
i have the most fun when i play the sims 2
me playing the sims 2:
me playing the sims 2:
August 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i have the most fun when i play the sims 2
me playing the sims 2:
me playing the sims 2:
Shhh go get me a cigarette out of my purse
July 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Shhh go get me a cigarette out of my purse
lovense agreed to send me a new domi!!!
July 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
lovense agreed to send me a new domi!!!
June 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Proud of myself. That’s all.
June 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Proud of myself. That’s all.
June 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
June 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
koty about literally anything that could ever come up regarding me:
June 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
koty about literally anything that could ever come up regarding me:
“Look at this fuck ass skeet”
June 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Look at this fuck ass skeet”
And what if I said this is what quitting twitch feels like. What then?
April 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
And what if I said this is what quitting twitch feels like. What then?
Shes officially back
March 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Shes officially back