Dirt Farmer
@hotdoghowitzer.bsky.social
Maker, artist, writer, sci fi nerd.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
November 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
qrp with your fanart
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
qrp with your fanart
Brainless Bellerophon I doodled to keep from going postal while management talked to us about the new """SoCiAL InFLuEncErS""" assigned to our teams. I wish I was joking. #bellerodoodles
October 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Brainless Bellerophon I doodled to keep from going postal while management talked to us about the new """SoCiAL InFLuEncErS""" assigned to our teams. I wish I was joking. #bellerodoodles
Sketched Bell to get a feel for his shape. He's just a fat old Guy(tm). This is a figure drawing, NOT nudity. Look. He has no junk. If THIS gets flagged as NSFW idk I guess I'll stop posting art here lmao.
October 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Sketched Bell to get a feel for his shape. He's just a fat old Guy(tm). This is a figure drawing, NOT nudity. Look. He has no junk. If THIS gets flagged as NSFW idk I guess I'll stop posting art here lmao.
Drew Bell based one some excellent tiger trailcam pics. #bellerodoodles #chimera
October 17, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Drew Bell based one some excellent tiger trailcam pics. #bellerodoodles #chimera
Demon!Egon, bc I had to do something to keep the Despair(tm) at bay.
October 16, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Demon!Egon, bc I had to do something to keep the Despair(tm) at bay.
Bellerophon loafin' on glass, wondering what tf ur staring at. #bellerodoodles #chimera
October 13, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Bellerophon loafin' on glass, wondering what tf ur staring at. #bellerodoodles #chimera
Finally sketched my Unauthorized Spengler, Cameron. He appeared inna dream 90% fleshed out and immediately picked a slap-fight with his sister.
October 11, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Finally sketched my Unauthorized Spengler, Cameron. He appeared inna dream 90% fleshed out and immediately picked a slap-fight with his sister.
Pt 1 of a 2 part thing I'm workin on.
October 10, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Pt 1 of a 2 part thing I'm workin on.
Took requests to doodle Bell as random critters. BellTaur, PeaBell, MooseBell, ChillaBell and SailfishBell. #bellerodoodles
October 9, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Took requests to doodle Bell as random critters. BellTaur, PeaBell, MooseBell, ChillaBell and SailfishBell. #bellerodoodles
Some better pics to show detail:
September 26, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Some better pics to show detail:
Nother sticker, this one a remake of the one on my car bc a friend's dad was like 'THAT'S NEAT I WANT ONE!' so I made him one :D #electriclightorchestra #vinylsticker
September 26, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Nother sticker, this one a remake of the one on my car bc a friend's dad was like 'THAT'S NEAT I WANT ONE!' so I made him one :D #electriclightorchestra #vinylsticker
After my recent rewatch of Heavy Metal in like 20 years, I realized I have the power to make the sticker I always wanted for it. I love the Smiley ship so damn much, it's so dumb but so cute. #heavymetal1981 #heavymetalmovie #vinyldecal #vinylsticker
September 21, 2024 at 3:50 PM
After my recent rewatch of Heavy Metal in like 20 years, I realized I have the power to make the sticker I always wanted for it. I love the Smiley ship so damn much, it's so dumb but so cute. #heavymetal1981 #heavymetalmovie #vinyldecal #vinylsticker
Been makin decals again. Khadgar aka Soggy Bird Boy has been my fave WoW char since the WoD expansion and now he has the honor of gracing my rear window. #worldofwarcraft #archmagekhadgar #soggybirdboy
September 21, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Been makin decals again. Khadgar aka Soggy Bird Boy has been my fave WoW char since the WoD expansion and now he has the honor of gracing my rear window. #worldofwarcraft #archmagekhadgar #soggybirdboy
Got baked off my tits and watched Heavy Metal 1981 on Thursday. I fucking LOVE that film. And noq I have an OC. Her name is Imogene and she's the assistant dockmaster on the station where the two coked...no excuse me *nyborg'd* losers crash the Smiley ship.
September 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Got baked off my tits and watched Heavy Metal 1981 on Thursday. I fucking LOVE that film. And noq I have an OC. Her name is Imogene and she's the assistant dockmaster on the station where the two coked...no excuse me *nyborg'd* losers crash the Smiley ship.
Mikufied the old man (ponytails are jelly bc that's what his fkesh looks like in his natural form)
September 1, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Mikufied the old man (ponytails are jelly bc that's what his fkesh looks like in his natural form)
Birthday Art from yesterday and No Thoughts Head Empty
August 28, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Birthday Art from yesterday and No Thoughts Head Empty
Stickers are made of permanent adhesive vinyl, and I will accept single color or two-color designs. Simple existing logos such as the ones below are fine, as as simple slogans or phrases (eg Be Gay Do Crimes).
August 20, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Stickers are made of permanent adhesive vinyl, and I will accept single color or two-color designs. Simple existing logos such as the ones below are fine, as as simple slogans or phrases (eg Be Gay Do Crimes).
Hey guys! I posted this on tumble but I'll yeet it here too. I am opening 10$ simple sticker commissions to help with car repairs, as I went out today to find a puddle of engine AND transmission oil running out from under it! Comm rules down below!
August 20, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Hey guys! I posted this on tumble but I'll yeet it here too. I am opening 10$ simple sticker commissions to help with car repairs, as I went out today to find a puddle of engine AND transmission oil running out from under it! Comm rules down below!
More Bell doodles. Wingies, Bellerophon Big Nachurals, and my first pass at his dragon form.
August 19, 2024 at 12:04 AM
More Bell doodles. Wingies, Bellerophon Big Nachurals, and my first pass at his dragon form.
New OC? New OC.
Name is Bellerophon, Bell for short. He's a Glass Medusa, shapeshifting species that consists of a quartz crystal 'brain' and mass of tentacles made up of stem cells that differentiate as needed. He's several thousand years old, his species is functionally immortal.
Name is Bellerophon, Bell for short. He's a Glass Medusa, shapeshifting species that consists of a quartz crystal 'brain' and mass of tentacles made up of stem cells that differentiate as needed. He's several thousand years old, his species is functionally immortal.
August 18, 2024 at 7:02 PM
New OC? New OC.
Name is Bellerophon, Bell for short. He's a Glass Medusa, shapeshifting species that consists of a quartz crystal 'brain' and mass of tentacles made up of stem cells that differentiate as needed. He's several thousand years old, his species is functionally immortal.
Name is Bellerophon, Bell for short. He's a Glass Medusa, shapeshifting species that consists of a quartz crystal 'brain' and mass of tentacles made up of stem cells that differentiate as needed. He's several thousand years old, his species is functionally immortal.
-stumbles into the chat covered in scrapes and bruises, bleeding and bresthing heavily, clothing torn tk shreds-
I am up to -checks watch- 12 AUs for Egon, plus two ficsnfor other characters played by the same actor and two AUs for one of them. When will it end. When will I get my life back.
I am up to -checks watch- 12 AUs for Egon, plus two ficsnfor other characters played by the same actor and two AUs for one of them. When will it end. When will I get my life back.
March 1, 2024 at 3:33 PM
-stumbles into the chat covered in scrapes and bruises, bleeding and bresthing heavily, clothing torn tk shreds-
I am up to -checks watch- 12 AUs for Egon, plus two ficsnfor other characters played by the same actor and two AUs for one of them. When will it end. When will I get my life back.
I am up to -checks watch- 12 AUs for Egon, plus two ficsnfor other characters played by the same actor and two AUs for one of them. When will it end. When will I get my life back.
More demon!Egon. Yeah yeah over a dozen advanced degrees, he's still got a terminal case of Housecat Brain(tm)
November 17, 2023 at 6:41 PM
More demon!Egon. Yeah yeah over a dozen advanced degrees, he's still got a terminal case of Housecat Brain(tm)