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Timothy Bicycle
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Just another hungry ghost
Absolutely elite timeline if you love seeing the worst people imaginable get exactly what they want.
November 7, 2024 at 12:29 AM
We are not a serious country.
November 6, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Ain’t no crowdpleaser like comeuppance.
November 4, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Less than a week into the offseason and I’m already so desperate for baseball I’ve resorted to reading Jim Bowden columns.
November 3, 2024 at 1:06 PM
If I chose my health insurance with half the care of a kid choosing Halloween candy from a bowl, my whole life might be different.
October 31, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Just sitting on my stoop on a 75-degree Halloween doing some Christmas shopping.
October 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
October 31, 2024 at 2:06 PM
RIP absolutely forever
October 29, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Me to my phone:

Can you fucking chill out please?
October 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Being endorsed by a billionaire should be disqualifying.
October 26, 2024 at 1:48 AM
v sad that the world series was cancelled this year but these things happen
October 22, 2024 at 1:06 PM
FATAL ATTRACTION (1987). Glenn Close, Michael Douglas. So you’re saying Alex’s apartment is available? 119 min.
October 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM
The makers of THE APPRENTICE have grossly overestimated the amount of *additional* time I want to spend thinking about Donald Trump.
October 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
We can’t all be mad about everything and we all have to find our own comfort levels. But how anyone can still watch football is beyond me.
October 21, 2024 at 7:42 PM
How many users does Bluesky have to have before they ditch the clip art logo?
October 21, 2024 at 12:06 PM
My favorite Beatles album is probably either “Crosswalk” or “Gun,” but “Yellow Boat” is also good.
October 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Just to be clear: There are people who are one-issue voters, and that issue is the genocide in Gaza, and they won’t vote for Harris bc of it and they think helping get Trump elected gives Palestine a better chance? L-O-fucking-L.
October 17, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I love when my enemies taste the bitter draught of defeat, it rules.
October 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I feel like I’ve solved why they’re endangered.
Please take fifty-eight seconds out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the panda.
October 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
MEGALOPOLIS: 2024. Adam Driver, Nathalie Emmanuel. “Midjourney, turn this zoning board meeting transcript into a movie for 8th-graders.” 138 min.
October 15, 2024 at 2:33 PM
This is it exactly. How much have the beneficiaries of the existing power structure lost their minds? Maybe-we’ll-just-elect-a-literal-fascist much.
We are in a moment where change is necessary and inevitable, so people benefited by the status quo are willing to do anything, accept anything that promises that they can keep everything the same.
October 14, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Light brown sugar is for cowards.
October 12, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Boy, time is a motherfucker.
October 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM