"my dogs have extremely human expressions"

*shows two dogs conveniently placed to hide the zipper in their suits*

....do they think the NYT is a text based social media platform?

it's all so fucking stupid please somebody put grandpa to BED

i can't believe this man is president at the same time a bunch of mediocre white men complain about immigrants keeping them from their full potential

"you have to work twice as hard to get half as far" is a phrase that several generations of Black people grew up hearing because it hasn't stopped being true

there's nothing about his actions in the movie that i want explained with backstory. whatever had him eating dozens of eggs is not my business, respectfully