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lucy stairs
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she/they (he with family) ● dirtbag leftist ● yeah i'm just a rea🏳️‍⚧️lly good ally haha
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Ah, you got there before me. I was waiting for that non-Photoshop content aware scale tool to finish crunching him up.
David Mitchell dressed as a Nazi in the famous "Are we the baddies?" sketch, but content-aware scaled into a grotesque Monster Factory ransom note man.
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Oh shit that's the evil number
Trading app screenshot, showing a total result of +£6.66
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Leaking my albums list before I make the video
AOTY LIST: Bad Bunny - Debí Tirar Más Fotos Lady Gaga - Mayhem aya - hexed! ONES AND ZEROES Skrillex - Fuck U Skrillex You Think Ur Andy Warhol but Ur Not!! <3 Bon Iver - SABLE, fABLE Jane Remover - Revengeseekerz PinkPantheress - Fancy That Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out Vylet Pony - Love & Ponystep Ninajirachi - I Love My Computer Hayley Williams - Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party Frost Children - SISTER Sam Gelliatry - ANYWHERE HERE IS PERFECT Little Simz - Lotus
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I went to Trans City on Hoe Street and everyone knew you
A window sticker for Trans City Car Centre on Hoe Street in Walthamstow.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It's a new day, I made a blackout poem from my Harvest
A blackout poem made with my Most Used Words on Bluesky in 2025. It reads: shit happen keep hope
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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My trading strategy is simple: short AI and invest in Tylenol. As you can see, I am fucking winning
A screenshot of a CFD trading app showing shares in Kenvue, the manufacturer of Tylenol, up by £5.21. Below this is a short position on Nvidia, with a profit of £1.98. Not life-changing amounts of money, but in the green nonetheless.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Americans say British food is disgusting when 90% of American food looks like this:
Bottles of High Fructose Corn Syrup
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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We just need to invent something that's Tetris-oid and see if it wins. I propose this I just drew of a theoretical six-way Rubik's tessaract-ris where you can position the shapes and rotate the board like a Rubik's cube, there's squillions up for grabs for the first dev who can make an MVP of this
A hexagonal triangular grid with sections coloured in in specific colour-coded shapes. It's supposed to represent the vague idea of "design award-winning puzzle game".
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Me when Pam Bondi throws another huge pile of compromising documents onto the fire:
A screenshot from The Last Jedi where Luke is yelling "The sacred Jedi texts!" to Yoda's ghost, but it has been edited to read "The sacred Jeffrey texts!"
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Repost to scare Bluesky "Trust" and "Safety"
Johnny Cash
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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lmao (mirthlessly)
Keep Britain Working, a scheme targeting the chronically ill and disabled. The report is in a PDF file and has a warning next to it, reading "This file may not be suitable for users of assisting technology." There is a link to request an accessible format.
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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What the hell I didn't know he could do that
Image of Zohran Mamdani, mayor-elect of New York, speaking in front of the Unisphere, where a huge blue portal, crackling with electricity has opened above him. The caption reads "The mayor-elect has opened a portal."
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I know it's just a mobile game notification but I wish real life had opportunities to collect rewards from otters. Maybe that's something we only get to do once humanity is worthy
A notification reading "The sea otter has arrived. Log in and get your reward!"
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I love rtvs video it's all thst keeps me going in these darke times
"my face when rice", with the Twitch streamer socpens looking bewildered but engrossed.
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Does Bruno Mars is gay?
Far Out Magazine with the headline "Why did Björk is brave enough to call your salmon evil". She is dressed in a windsock-like stage costume.
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Someone spare this poor sinner a morsel of context?
"That feeling when you open Bluesky and a bunch of people are vaguely posting about the same shit", the attached video is activating the Memento Mortem from the video game Return of the Obra Dinn, a device that allows the player to flash back to the moment a character's death occurred to see the cause.
October 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Okay, let's be serious and pick a video game for real
Surf's Up for the Xbox 360, a 61/100 game. The tie-in for the talking penguin movie.
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I got confused.
Pitchfork's 6.1 review for Lucy Dacus' fourth album Forever Is a Feeling
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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A screenshot from The Alt-Right Playbook: Always A Bigger Fish by Ian Danskin/Innuendo Studios. It reads: "If you want to fight fascism, move left."
September 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If you will post this and your next move is not to ban every racist, transphobe, homophobe et al. you are a liar, a snivelling wimp, and a servant of hatred.
A deeply cynical post from the Bluesky Safety account: Glorifying violence or harm violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines. We review reports and take action on content that celebrates harm against anyone. Violence has no place in healthy public discourse, and we're committed to fostering healthy, open conversations. Many active hate accounts still exist on the platform.
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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POO POO BROWN IPHONE IS REAL
A picture of the store page for the iPhone 17 Pro, but "PRO" reads "POO"
September 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Everyone is playing Silksong, nobody will see your posts for the next few hours, so I can post nudes:
It's a carp in a pond.
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I'm a stock market genius, twice as autistic as Michael Burry and I'm going to profit twice as much from the AI bubble bursting
A £1.16 gain from shorting the USA Tech 100 stock (my gambling addiction is barely restrained)
August 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Oh shit, I was part-right.
A screenshot of a TVTropes page for "Picture-Perfect Pose". The first line reads: "A Visual Gag (most of the time) where a character poses similarly to a picture of themself.", under a picture of Timothy Dalton's character from Hot Fuzz demonstrating it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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All conventional wisdom points to taking my music off Spotify being an idiotic decision that will kill my music career before it's even properly started, but I think people who Care About Music don't use Spotify anymore.
Spotify is for the passive listeners who won't buy your stuff anyway.
A screenshot of a song on Spotify called "An Explainer". The cover art reads "MUSIC REMOVED" and the song explains that I removed my music in opposition to Daniel Ek's military investments, and the gradual replacement of independent artists with AI-generated playlist filler.
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM