aFLEXis
@hotcheetopants.bsky.social
lil freak soft masc who hates Elon Musty (she/they)
My gay friend and lesbian friend both becoming bisexual and then dating each other was NOT on the bingo card this year
June 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My gay friend and lesbian friend both becoming bisexual and then dating each other was NOT on the bingo card this year
GRIFTER???? I hardly know her
April 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
GRIFTER???? I hardly know her
New jewelry let’s goooooo
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
New jewelry let’s goooooo
At the airport. Eating pretzel nugs. In my lane. Thriving.
February 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
At the airport. Eating pretzel nugs. In my lane. Thriving.
I’m working on a webpage for an event at my job involving 2 billionaires, and unsurprisingly, their PR teams are driving me absolutely fucking insane.
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m working on a webpage for an event at my job involving 2 billionaires, and unsurprisingly, their PR teams are driving me absolutely fucking insane.
Really informative stuff happening on my instagram
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Really informative stuff happening on my instagram
I didn’t think you could “executive order” away an AMENDMENT…but here we are
January 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I didn’t think you could “executive order” away an AMENDMENT…but here we are
Mark FUCKerberg thinks he can monopolize our data?? I’m boutta delete IG and Facebook. The only data he’s fixin to get from me is a picture of THIS DICK BIYATCH ✊ oh yeah and FUCK Elon too 😤
January 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Mark FUCKerberg thinks he can monopolize our data?? I’m boutta delete IG and Facebook. The only data he’s fixin to get from me is a picture of THIS DICK BIYATCH ✊ oh yeah and FUCK Elon too 😤
Omg 🙄 I made ONE nerd boy to transfemme pipeline joke and suddenly it’s MY fault homie got diagnosed with gender dysphoria. Like sorry I’m hilarious and have good queer-dar MY bad.
January 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Omg 🙄 I made ONE nerd boy to transfemme pipeline joke and suddenly it’s MY fault homie got diagnosed with gender dysphoria. Like sorry I’m hilarious and have good queer-dar MY bad.
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I need to stop drinking caffeine it is beating my ass rn. Tell me why I’m TIRED, anxious, and have a tummy ache all from a SMALL iced coffee!!
December 11, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I need to stop drinking caffeine it is beating my ass rn. Tell me why I’m TIRED, anxious, and have a tummy ache all from a SMALL iced coffee!!
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Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Embroidery helps, though
Screaming this from the rooftops because I literally cannot stand to watch this happen! My heart hurts. So many lives are at stake. :(
www.texastribune.org/2024/12/04/t...
www.texastribune.org/2024/12/04/t...
After Texas banned puberty blockers and hormones for trans kids, adults lost care, too
As limitations on trans teens increase, doctors have left the state, weakening an already threadbare system for trans adults.
www.texastribune.org
December 7, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Screaming this from the rooftops because I literally cannot stand to watch this happen! My heart hurts. So many lives are at stake. :(
www.texastribune.org/2024/12/04/t...
www.texastribune.org/2024/12/04/t...
Holy shit I’m…becoming the muscle mommy of my dreams
December 6, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Holy shit I’m…becoming the muscle mommy of my dreams
Why does Dasani taste like laundry detergent
December 3, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Why does Dasani taste like laundry detergent
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what wine pairs with end of days
December 2, 2024 at 7:10 AM
what wine pairs with end of days
Hear me out…can we consider drug dealing a successful pyramid scheme?
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Hear me out…can we consider drug dealing a successful pyramid scheme?
Happy Thanksgiving I hope everyone gets just the right amount of drunk that nobody argues about politics on this day of family gathering 🫶🏼
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving I hope everyone gets just the right amount of drunk that nobody argues about politics on this day of family gathering 🫶🏼
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i swear to god some doctors enter the field because they have a kink for being unhelpful
November 26, 2024 at 6:34 PM
i swear to god some doctors enter the field because they have a kink for being unhelpful
Why does my head hurt?
Oh yeah! I haven’t eaten a meal in 24 hours
Oh yeah! I haven’t eaten a meal in 24 hours
November 27, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Why does my head hurt?
Oh yeah! I haven’t eaten a meal in 24 hours
Oh yeah! I haven’t eaten a meal in 24 hours
I just ate an old ass edible. Let’s see what happens!
November 23, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I just ate an old ass edible. Let’s see what happens!
Me and lil bro got pedis today. He invited me bc he’s on some self-care king shit.
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Me and lil bro got pedis today. He invited me bc he’s on some self-care king shit.
Someone get me on reality television right now I would eat that shit up
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Someone get me on reality television right now I would eat that shit up
This is how I celebrate International Men’s Day
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
This is how I celebrate International Men’s Day