@governorwalz.mn.gov arrest Alex’s murderer!

Do your fucking jobs!

Big shoutout to the Bonesaw Comedy tour! Saudia Arabia crashed our country and now they’re bombing comedy.

Fuck #azizaansari #louisck #billburr #davechappelle #kevinhart #hannibalburris and the rest of these losers.

Can we just skip to the part where we are all pissing on his grave?

I can’t wait to find out which serial killer becomes the first quadrillionaire!

So now we have a deal to send “convicted” U.S. citizens to El Salvador.

And they raided the Treasury.

And they are dismantling our institutions.

Recount the ballots. This is a fucking coup.

To Jake: In honor of your special day, we have sponsored a special needs child to attend the To The Stars Academy.

Live long and perpetrate.
- D. Frog

Where can I get this jacket rn? Asking for 100 million friends…

Thirst for science, you sexy-ologists!

A new more glorious dawn awaits.