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We played Catan without you, and it went so much quicker
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I have the propensity to immediately retract any opinion I have upon realizing someone disagrees for the sake of keeping the peace between warring ice-cream lovers. I am a spineless coward.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you ever feel that you have nothing to say, read a book! You know how many books were written in response to other books?? A whole lot more than we started out with!
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Reentering my Frank Ocean obsession
August 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why aren’t pizza places big fans of balsamic glaze anymore
August 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just won the groupchat’s Wordle tournament. Three grueling months. Won by 0.08 points. Earned the opportunity to post this gif
a man in a saints jersey is holding a trophy with the nfl logo on it
Alt: Drew Brees hoisting the Lombardi trophy
media.tenor.com
March 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lately I’ve become overjoyed when I listen to new music, having my own, new experience and feeling as though I’ve contributed in creating the music with the songwriter.

Noticing the beautiful gift of “still feeling thrilled by art” may be a hint that I’m ready to write again.
March 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sending credit card referral links to friends for more points is like knowingly spreading a plague
March 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Being born and raised in the deepest southern United States is like Dante starting his journey in the ninth circle of hell
March 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by Broc
you’re telling me that yet another one of these guys is a degenerate sex criminal? i’m shocked
March 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Donald Trump sucks homunculus’ toes
February 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Elon Musk is a homunculus
February 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why does my writer-brain pique at 8:00 am M-F? I don’t want to waste my creativity on actual work
February 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m afraid that I may be an ugly boyfriend
February 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bro couldn’t develop
February 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Back to the topic: men shouldn’t speak of thinking of wanting a relationship until they give someone a gift on a non-holiday just because they thought the gift receiver would appreciate it. Not a syllable, you orifice-obsessed fucks.
February 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tweets? Blues? Posts? What are we calling these in this mil-liberal shit tank?
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Btw these tweets are sober tweets
February 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh, you say you can’t stand your wife? Too much ball-busting? Maybe you should’ve actually explored your sexuality and learned a bit from past relationships. Seems like you were too busy conforming to christian nationalism to live life.
February 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Men actually have no idea how to be people. They just watch movies and say “that’s my badass personality now.” Side-bar: they got the wrong message from The Barbie Movie
February 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Balding and too afraid to shave your head? Maybe you’re the issue, buddy. You should restart your life development and learn how to be confident and secure with yourself
February 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’d like to bully men into being secure, rational, independent people. Too many alt-right sheeple in this zeitgeist.
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yeah, you heard right. Misandrist Broc is back.
February 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Imagine being a guy that’s too insecure to order a cocktail at a bar. Pathetic. How’s your pissy beer, piss boy? Thought you were man enough to shed societal norms.
February 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Fun memory: one of my exes once told me that cat whiskers don’t grow back once the whisker falls out and I believed that for years
February 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM