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hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Picture of Kirby (a pink spherical creature with extremely short nubs for arms and hands and rounded red shoes who can inhale literally anything into his mouth and swallow it) with an angry look on his face. At the top left the caption starts with "I'm big mad" and continues at the bottom right with "cause I didn't get no mf KISS today"
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
If you see this, post a horror movie.
Poster art for the movie Crimson Peak. Mia Wasikowska laying down in a Victorian era looking dress in a red filter superimposed over the image of a snowy scene in front of a Victorian gothic looking mansion in a blue filter. The word "Beware" is in a witchy looking, red colored font at the top of the poster above the artwork and the title of the movie, Crimson Peak, is at the bottom of the poster in the same color font under the artwork.
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Fuck CNN for this shit. Like any other news org, they have editorial discretion on what they choose to report and how they choose to frame those stories. This is clearly attempting to foster a narrative that the responsibility of climate change is on average people instead of massive corporations.
Screenshot of a post from CNN with the post text reading, "The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds." It is accompanied by a picture of a person using an inhaler with a caption over top of the bottom of the picture that reads, "Climate pollution from inhalers has the impact of half a million cars per year, study finds."
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Without downloading a new photo, where are you mentally?
Meme with a caption at the top of the photo that says, Me: "I'm actually feeling pretty good today" My brain 5 seconds later: The picture underneath is of glitter vinyl letters stuck to a wall that spell out the phrase "Guess who is lonely and pathetic"
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Just look at how pleased Kate Middleton and Charles III are to be there with Trump
A picture of Donald Trump speaking, with Charles III on the side of him and Kate Middleton on the other side, combined with a photo of a large opulent banquet. Edited over top of the photo is a post from Mehreen Faruqi with the text "A grotesque display of opulence from the world's elite. Billionaires feast on taxpayer funded banquets while they back genocide and burn the world. But sure, migrants are the problem."
September 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A picture of a man using his right foot to push branches further into a wood chipper. A caption edited onto the bottom left corner of the image says "ight imma head out"
September 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Post the most recent picture of your pet(s)

This is the both the most recent and the last picture of GLaDOS

She was the first pet I chose all on my own
Close up picture of a man sitting next to a dog with droopy ears and red fur, greying around her snoot up to between her eyes
July 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Name a badass female character

L3-37
A picture of the droid L3-37 from movie Solo: A Star Wars Movie. There is an explosion of sparks happening behind her in the upper right corner of the picture.
July 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Oh good, I was wondering when someone was finally going to put out a game with a boobtastic theme
Sponsored Youtube advertisement thumbnail of a brunette anime girl with gold eyes who is lifting her shirt. The title of the ad video says "A New Boobtastic Game is Here"
May 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Image of the USCSS Nostromo from the movie Alien with a banner at the bottom of the image with the Weyland-Yutani Corporation logo (the W in yellow and the Y in white behind the W) in a black box with thin white border to the left in the banner and the text to the right of the logo on the banner reading "Weyland-Yutani Corporation" in black text on a white background line and "USCSS Nostromo" underneath the first line in white text on a black background line
May 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Cover art for the game Portal 2. There is a wall on each side of the image with a blue portal on the left and an orange portal on the right. A robot with a portal gun is jumping between the two portals while their shorter robot friend looks on from the ground below.
March 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Unless I'm dressed up, right after a fresh hairs cut is the only time I ever feel good about how I look, so I'm subjecting you all to my gruesome mug
White man with a recently shaved head (still stubble left) and beard wearing a grey shirt with a beachfront cabana graphic on the front that says "Hot Mom Summer" all in a blue, yellow, and orange color scheme
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
A realistic style painting of three 1920s era mobster skeletons in suits and fedoras holding tommy guns who have just broken in through a wood framed glass door. Three people inside the establishment look surprised. A caption added at the top says "Alright, hand over the calcium!"
March 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
A red and white sign posted in a forested area. It has a thin white border and at the top with white text inside a red band it says "Attention" and in the bottom white box in red text it says "Oh, Sorry Nevermind"
March 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Really missing her hard today
A dog with red medium length red fur sleeping on a dark grey futon
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Digital display on a washing machine reads "SLUT" possibly swedish for "final"
March 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Two screenshots, one on top of the other, the top screenshot is Liz Lemon from the show 30 Rock with the caption "What a year, huh?" The bottom screenshot is of Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock responding to Liz and the caption reads, "Lemon, it's February."
February 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Post a fictional death that devastated you
A screenshot of the character Bruce from the show Mr Inbetween sitting in a recliner
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Well I don't much think the strengths fit, but the weaknesses are definitely accurate
Key of Dandelion Innovative, curious, adaptable You're like a dandelion - full of ideas and always ready for change. With your quick wit and curiosity, you thrive in new environments, constantly exploring and sparking thought provoking conversations. Like a dandelion, you adapt and spread your creativity wherever you go. Strengths: Inventive Charismatic Versatile Weaknesses: Impulsive Disorganized Argumentative Perfect Chemistry: Lilac Rise Orchid
February 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
This is what I call sex
A video game title screen with a robot figurine on a hexagon base sitting on a hexagonal grid playing space on the left side of the picture and the video game title in the bottom right corner. The title is One-Inch Tactics
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
To quote this man's friend:
"I like being right so much that, when I'm proven wrong, I change my mind."
Screenshot of a youtube comment from @andrewjuby6339 that states, "To quote a friend of mine, 'I like being right so much that, when I'm proven wrong, I change my mind.'"
January 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Reposted because the previous photo needed a small cropping. For reasons

I guess I sorta like the way the grey is coming in in my beard
Picture of a mirror reflection of a white bearded man in a white T-shirt with a collage of Stephen Gammell's art from the book series Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark on the front
January 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
A picture of a hot dog put in a hot dog bun that has been split and the bun halves turned so the outside portion of the bun halves are touching the hotdog and ketchup on the inside portion of one side of the bun and relish on the inside portion of the other half, making what could be perceived as the opposite of a hot dog. The word "Dothog" is captioned at the bottom of the picture
January 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Picture of Ryan Gosling in a white t shirt with a green glow cast over him looking pensive and a blurred street scene in the background. Text over the center of the photo says "The first 12 months of the year are always the hardest"
January 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
Picture of the band Trapt on stage playing to an empty dance floor with 2 people in the foreground sitting in a wall length booth at separate tables watching the band. There's a caption at the top of the photo that says "may your new year be filled with the joy that guys fit inside the vacant space of a Trapt concert"
January 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM