I hope that I never get bitten by a snake cuz I’ll be like “now I can get snake powers and become snake man” then I won’t get it treated and my parents will be embarrassed when people ask what happened at the funeral

Learning to draw day 3

Learning to draw day 2

I feel like peacocks are up to something and I’m keeping a watchful eye

Don’t judge a book by its lover, there’s someone out there for everyone so let me absolutely ravage this Webster’s dictionary from 1998

Learning to draw day 1

No one can be a better red power ranger than I was for Halloween, anyone else who tries is a frickin poser

I work the cash register at work today I hope I can figure out how to count by then

The cold weather hurts my joints. I’m 28. Beg your pardon.

I’m just a sleepy guy especially when I run a marathon immediately after eating a whole rotisserie chicken that was gonna go bad that night

I personally love Mac and cheese but only if it’s stolen from the frozen section of a gas station