Horza ☢️🐼
@horzapanda.bsky.social
That Panda guy. They/them. Married. Will mad scientist for money
Local cat upset at lack of pillows
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Local cat upset at lack of pillows
*insert joke about keeping an eye on the cream*
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*insert joke about keeping an eye on the cream*
Do you make cat name rules too?
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Do you make cat name rules too?
Bizarrely enough American kettle also uses litres 😂
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Bizarrely enough American kettle also uses litres 😂
So cute, also something this chonky girl could do with X3
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So cute, also something this chonky girl could do with X3
That ‘turkey’ is going to need plenty of gravy, get it nice and sloppy
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That ‘turkey’ is going to need plenty of gravy, get it nice and sloppy
Basic Thanksgiving X3
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Basic Thanksgiving X3
Making gluten free crispy fried onions
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Making gluten free crispy fried onions
Seriously, you’d have to have zero regard for safety to use this thing O_o
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Seriously, you’d have to have zero regard for safety to use this thing O_o
Using a hand towel to armour my leg
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Using a hand towel to armour my leg
It’s me
5 foot 4 and a half inches of cute
5 foot 4 and a half inches of cute
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It’s me
5 foot 4 and a half inches of cute
5 foot 4 and a half inches of cute
The curse of knowing a little cinematography is the gremlin urge to add a Dutch angle to all your cat pictures
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The curse of knowing a little cinematography is the gremlin urge to add a Dutch angle to all your cat pictures
Playing with the cats and YouTube thinks I need two Bella Ciao 😂
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Playing with the cats and YouTube thinks I need two Bella Ciao 😂
My city painted this one green recently, so much safer 💀
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My city painted this one green recently, so much safer 💀
Also also
What tape are you using? Asking for myself
What tape are you using? Asking for myself
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Also also
What tape are you using? Asking for myself
What tape are you using? Asking for myself
In the UK pants means something different X3
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
In the UK pants means something different X3
Save a turkey, stuff a panda
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Save a turkey, stuff a panda
When you argue with me this is who you are arguing with
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When you argue with me this is who you are arguing with
Wondering if I should sell enby titties on OnlyFans with how the economy is going 😅
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wondering if I should sell enby titties on OnlyFans with how the economy is going 😅
We call her pretty kitty. She’s adorable and I guess she has to have people, but who would leave such a cute cat at the mercy of Florida? 😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We call her pretty kitty. She’s adorable and I guess she has to have people, but who would leave such a cute cat at the mercy of Florida? 😭
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender