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Will Johnson
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I am the Hortzka ⚔️🍻🥃 #RCTID #BAONPDX #RIPCITY #COYS
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch in a green ax shirt and Timbers army beanie with a can of Wayfinder Laser Temple Pilsner.
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch in a Timbers army beanie and “my other sword is vorpal“ green T-shirt with a can of Hetty Alice/Kings and Daughter’s collab Petal Party soft IPA.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Bunch of great people on a porch drinking beer on a porch.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Started with Living Haus Sapphire Fresh hop pale moving to Freeland Spirits bourbon for the second half. #RCTID
Can of Living Haus Sapphire fresh hop Pale Timbers glass of Freeland spirits bourbon.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch wearing a black Timbers Iron Front T-shirt and black Rose City Riveters bucket hat drinking a can of Little Beast Prettyboy Pils.
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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#RCTID
Can of Living Haus Chevy Pilsner
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Happy Halloween Friday y’all! Post work spooky porch beer. Boo(ze)!
Will on the porch wearing Boneyard sunglasses and a black NWIPA skull T-shirt drinking a can of Gigantic The cat ate my stash and pissed on the Christmas tree IPA.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Stay amphibious my friends. Cheers!
Will on the porch in at green ptfc beanie and super awesome green Oregon Little Beirut with flying frog T-shirt drinking a Little Beast Polywog super fruited Pog sour.
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Can of Breakside Trunk Slammer a fun hoppy lager
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch in Boneyard sunglasses, a black ptfc bucket hat, and black deGarde shirt with a can of Recluse Brew Works Plant Sale fresh hop pils.
October 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch in sunglasses and a Gigantic brewing shirt drinking Living Haus Sapphire Fresh Hop Pale Ale.
October 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Thank you! I’m here to smoke meat and drink whiskey and I’ve planned well and have both.
Four salmon fillets on a smoker.
October 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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3 salmon fillets on a smoker
October 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch in a stylish black ptfc bucket hat, Boneyard sunglasses, and a black New Mexico sun shirt drinking a can of Level Beer F2H5 fresh hop Oktoberfest lager.
October 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Happy Friday y’all! Last day of vacation porch beer. It’s Fresh Hop Season! Cheers!
Will on the porch with a teal door in the background wearing sunglasses and a black PTFC bucket hat drinking a Gigantic Brewing Sodbusted Mecha Simcozilla Fresh hop IPA
September 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Happy Friday y’all! On vacation so no porch beer. Wrigley field for a Cubs game will have to suffice. Cheers!
Will and Meghan in the stands at Wrigley Field with a Revolution Brewing Anti-Hero IPA.
September 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Da Bears tailgate outside Soldier Field.
Will and Meghan in front of an inflatable Chicago Bear with cans of Mexican lager
September 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. BAONPDX 🌹Cheers!
Will on the porch wearing red Rose City Riveters hat and shirt drinking a Baerlic Beer Punk Rock Time West Coast IPA.
September 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. #BAONPDX 🌹Cheers!
Will on the porch wearing Boneyard sunglasses, a Guillotines and Goals Riveters shirt, and red Rose City Riveters cap drinking a Crosby Crisp hoppy Pilsner from Sunriver Brewing.
August 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch in a black ptfc bucket hat, grey New Mexico T shirt, and sunglasses drinking a Call Me Cruzer Kolsch style ale from Sunriver Brewing.
August 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch in a PTFC bucket hat and a D&D “The only good troll… is a fireballed troll” shirt drinking a Little Beast Wolf Camp Hoppy Saison.
August 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch wearing sunglasses and a New Mexico shirt drinking Block 15 Sticky Hands from a glass “Prague” mug.
August 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Happy Friday y’all! Post work porch beer. Cheers!
Will on the porch in sunglasses, a black north end ultras t shirt, and black ptfc bucket hat drinking a Living Haus Eternal Sunshine German Pilsner
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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My first concert. March 24th 1984. Thank you Ozzy! ❤️🤘🏻
Ticket stub for March 24th 1984 Ozzy Osbourne with Motley Crue and Waysted at the Portland Memorial Coliseum. Sec 51 Row V Seat 15. ie nosebleed
July 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM