I finally found the credit card I lost six months ago! It was sitting right there in node_modules

Yes, I'm a CS major, and yes, I get laid 😎 (off)... We exist

Actually, it's pronounced "oi-rydice"

After decades of offshoring, now the only thing the US manufactures is consent

The only tism we need a cure for is conservatism

(Bernie Sanders voice) healthcare is a yeoman right