Pinned
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@horseidol.bsky.social
· Nov 26
peeing standing up is so overrated i wanna poop standing up
u can have ur cake too you’ll just have it in your belly
January 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
u can have ur cake too you’ll just have it in your belly
is god all forgiving or is he all for GIVING (like it’s giving) (do u get it)
January 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
is god all forgiving or is he all for GIVING (like it’s giving) (do u get it)
so birds just wake up and immediately start trying to solicit sex ??
January 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
so birds just wake up and immediately start trying to solicit sex ??
google can’t answer this question apparently so here: who is the first/oldest american celebrity that is still a commonly known name
January 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
google can’t answer this question apparently so here: who is the first/oldest american celebrity that is still a commonly known name
people often mention the strange feeling of airports but truck stops are like 50x more potent
January 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
people often mention the strange feeling of airports but truck stops are like 50x more potent
i love bluesky because there is absolutely nothing interesting enough on here to keep me on the app for more than a couple minutes
January 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i love bluesky because there is absolutely nothing interesting enough on here to keep me on the app for more than a couple minutes
had my first bluesky beef today simply #exhilarating 😳😳
December 26, 2024 at 5:00 PM
had my first bluesky beef today simply #exhilarating 😳😳
my fave polite way to say u have to poop is “i have to use the toilet paper”
December 26, 2024 at 3:42 PM
my fave polite way to say u have to poop is “i have to use the toilet paper”
try not to be jealous but santa just texted me ngl
December 25, 2024 at 12:39 AM
try not to be jealous but santa just texted me ngl
i had a dream that for some reason penn was there and i said give my regards to teller and he said … he’s dead
December 24, 2024 at 7:36 PM
i had a dream that for some reason penn was there and i said give my regards to teller and he said … he’s dead
just posted ~90 reviews on #letterboxd please read them like a newspaper
December 22, 2024 at 5:11 AM
just posted ~90 reviews on #letterboxd please read them like a newspaper
can’t stop thinking about how my eyes are 2 separate images im seeing simultaneously… don’t like it
December 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
can’t stop thinking about how my eyes are 2 separate images im seeing simultaneously… don’t like it
imagine dying at work … how embarrassing… the customers would probably complain
December 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
imagine dying at work … how embarrassing… the customers would probably complain
i be hitting the vape at work like it doesn’t even count
December 19, 2024 at 1:04 PM
i be hitting the vape at work like it doesn’t even count
my collection is growing …
December 19, 2024 at 1:10 AM
my collection is growing …
just realized i ordered popeyes on friday the thirteenth im fucking shaking right now
December 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
just realized i ordered popeyes on friday the thirteenth im fucking shaking right now
door dashing popeyes is a form of gambling
December 13, 2024 at 6:07 PM
door dashing popeyes is a form of gambling
opened the advent calendar today and it was a photorealistic chocolate of my face
December 13, 2024 at 1:23 AM
opened the advent calendar today and it was a photorealistic chocolate of my face
i am actually chuffed to be cozy in my bed rn #cheesinlikeageezer
December 12, 2024 at 6:35 PM
i am actually chuffed to be cozy in my bed rn #cheesinlikeageezer
instead of those restaurants where the servers are mean to you they should have one where you get to treat ur server like how frankenstein treats that little hunchbacked freak
December 10, 2024 at 12:49 AM
instead of those restaurants where the servers are mean to you they should have one where you get to treat ur server like how frankenstein treats that little hunchbacked freak
just watched inglorious basterds and my only takeaway is that bj novak is simply ryan coded and he has never actually acted a day in his life, also christoph waltz was goated ALSO also, daniel brühl was hot idc idc
December 9, 2024 at 5:32 AM
just watched inglorious basterds and my only takeaway is that bj novak is simply ryan coded and he has never actually acted a day in his life, also christoph waltz was goated ALSO also, daniel brühl was hot idc idc
when his brain a potato 😍😍
December 8, 2024 at 10:51 PM
when his brain a potato 😍😍
please stop posting that ugly ass pizza i’m ruining my appetite
December 7, 2024 at 2:44 AM
please stop posting that ugly ass pizza i’m ruining my appetite
have you ever actually heard a dog say bow wow
December 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM
have you ever actually heard a dog say bow wow
i’m tired of pretending sweatshirt jacob sartorious isn’t a delightful song there i said it
December 6, 2024 at 4:14 AM
i’m tired of pretending sweatshirt jacob sartorious isn’t a delightful song there i said it