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Me eyeing my Dr Peppers I keep in my work fridge for "when I'm having a hard day" every single day at 1:30 pm
I'm bringing back an old tradition this year and on Saturday I'm gonna Livestream myself reading aloud a warrior cats book and doing a drinking game so please feel free to tune in, I'll post the link probably tomorrow!
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I'm bringing back an old tradition this year and on Saturday I'm gonna Livestream myself reading aloud a warrior cats book and doing a drinking game so please feel free to tune in, I'll post the link probably tomorrow!
Sometimes when a friend is like "I'm having an awful day" I have to restrain myself from being like "do you want to come over and help me sort things?" Because I do realize that to Most People that is not a soothing task
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Sometimes when a friend is like "I'm having an awful day" I have to restrain myself from being like "do you want to come over and help me sort things?" Because I do realize that to Most People that is not a soothing task
Started cleaning/reorganizing/rearranging my office but as usual I have run out of steam right in the middle and no it's an absolute disaster area in there but I'm like wehhhhhhhh I don't wannaaaaaa
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Started cleaning/reorganizing/rearranging my office but as usual I have run out of steam right in the middle and no it's an absolute disaster area in there but I'm like wehhhhhhhh I don't wannaaaaaa
I haven't really been talking about it on here but it's like genuinely crazy how much better Vyvanse has made my life. Like exponentially better
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I haven't really been talking about it on here but it's like genuinely crazy how much better Vyvanse has made my life. Like exponentially better
Vyvanse dose upped to 30mg 💪💪
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Vyvanse dose upped to 30mg 💪💪
I REALLY want to start a new island on animal crossing but I also REALLY don't want to lose the one I have :(
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I REALLY want to start a new island on animal crossing but I also REALLY don't want to lose the one I have :(
Omfg happy early birthday to me SNOW DAY TOMORROW
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Omfg happy early birthday to me SNOW DAY TOMORROW
I am once again reminding you that Sam is the absolute worst character on private practice
January 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I am once again reminding you that Sam is the absolute worst character on private practice
My copy of Heated Rivalry finally came in at the library so I can finally read it and then finally watch it
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
My copy of Heated Rivalry finally came in at the library so I can finally read it and then finally watch it
I genuinely think experiencing 24hr daylight would fix me on a fundamental level. I would be unfixed when I left but I think if it was light out 24hrs a day I'd be normal and mentally well
January 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I genuinely think experiencing 24hr daylight would fix me on a fundamental level. I would be unfixed when I left but I think if it was light out 24hrs a day I'd be normal and mentally well
My ideal living situation would be snowbirding from one pole to the other so I can experience the absolute most light possible
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
My ideal living situation would be snowbirding from one pole to the other so I can experience the absolute most light possible
When it's dark outside that's evil. Evil that it gets dark
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
When it's dark outside that's evil. Evil that it gets dark
Going through my clothes and I found the Shrek rave shirt I made 😭😭
January 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Going through my clothes and I found the Shrek rave shirt I made 😭😭
It's been a rough first half of the school year and now my ass is like "it's time to TREAT MYSELF for my BIRTHDAY" anyways I bought a trendy slime for myself. Was this a wise purchase? No! But I do not care it's a fun trendy slime
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It's been a rough first half of the school year and now my ass is like "it's time to TREAT MYSELF for my BIRTHDAY" anyways I bought a trendy slime for myself. Was this a wise purchase? No! But I do not care it's a fun trendy slime
I'm soooo excited I got myself a couple shirts for my birthday and one is a Pikmin print button down that I'm obsessed with
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I'm soooo excited I got myself a couple shirts for my birthday and one is a Pikmin print button down that I'm obsessed with
Watched Galaxy Quest and god I forgot how good that movie is
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Watched Galaxy Quest and god I forgot how good that movie is
In this house we loathe Violet turner
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
In this house we loathe Violet turner
Have to spend my whole prep meeting with union reps :) I'm gonna lose it
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Have to spend my whole prep meeting with union reps :) I'm gonna lose it
Christ above I had a hell of a day
January 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Christ above I had a hell of a day
Nothing is funnier than having a cat who's somehow less mentally well than you are. My brother in Christ you are a cat
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Nothing is funnier than having a cat who's somehow less mentally well than you are. My brother in Christ you are a cat
If someone I follow on YouTube doesn't release a 2+ hr video soon I'm gonna lose it
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If someone I follow on YouTube doesn't release a 2+ hr video soon I'm gonna lose it
Everything is terrible :)
January 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Everything is terrible :)
The parent messages have begun. Girl please
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The parent messages have begun. Girl please
I feel like I've been wrung out like a washcloth
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I feel like I've been wrung out like a washcloth
Slept for 11.5 hours last night
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Slept for 11.5 hours last night