isaac
@horrorshows.bsky.social
professional hermit, amateur rodent
amazing that ww1 trench rats acted the exact same way as my cats currently do
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
amazing that ww1 trench rats acted the exact same way as my cats currently do
built a haemonculus yesterday and he is beautiful ❤️
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
built a haemonculus yesterday and he is beautiful ❤️
there are few things in this life more beautiful than waking up to a cat cuddled up with you, and when the cat realises you’re awake they start purring and trying to get as close to your face as humanly possible to give you kisses
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
there are few things in this life more beautiful than waking up to a cat cuddled up with you, and when the cat realises you’re awake they start purring and trying to get as close to your face as humanly possible to give you kisses
realising that GMing is basically the same as being jigsaw. I rock up every week and just make up situations to terrorise and inconvenience my friends.
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
realising that GMing is basically the same as being jigsaw. I rock up every week and just make up situations to terrorise and inconvenience my friends.
fodder for the machine!! still need to grime him up
August 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
fodder for the machine!! still need to grime him up
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Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)
July 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)
every time I go near crawley he thinks I’m going to give him a mouse. sorry king but I have your best interests at heart and they do not involve me giving you a mouse 8-12 times a day.
June 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
every time I go near crawley he thinks I’m going to give him a mouse. sorry king but I have your best interests at heart and they do not involve me giving you a mouse 8-12 times a day.
lost all my Obsidian files to a bust SSD and I’ll be honest I think that hurt even more than losing all my bg3 saves
June 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
lost all my Obsidian files to a bust SSD and I’ll be honest I think that hurt even more than losing all my bg3 saves
a dear friend of mine and player in my curse of strahd campaign bought me this yesterday- this is your friendly reminder that yes, GMs can be bribed
May 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
a dear friend of mine and player in my curse of strahd campaign bought me this yesterday- this is your friendly reminder that yes, GMs can be bribed
me, a man with vampire fang piercings: starting to think this bar is not in my best interests
May 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
me, a man with vampire fang piercings: starting to think this bar is not in my best interests
heartbroken to say I did in fact not do that. instead I watched the show like a normal person and had a truly euphoric time
going to their show in my city and shouting “mwydryn” over and over again like I’m a drunk man in a bucket hat at a solo gallagher brother gig demanding wonderwall
May 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
heartbroken to say I did in fact not do that. instead I watched the show like a normal person and had a truly euphoric time
was so desperate to use my 7 day bus ticket to its maximum before it expired that I’m now 30 mins early for warhammer and have to loiter like a bored teenager
April 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
was so desperate to use my 7 day bus ticket to its maximum before it expired that I’m now 30 mins early for warhammer and have to loiter like a bored teenager
who invented putting your arm out for the bus and why does it feel uniquely humiliating every time
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
who invented putting your arm out for the bus and why does it feel uniquely humiliating every time
fascinated by the pigeon who has made its way not only inside the shopping centre but upstairs and is happily scrounging in the food court
April 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
fascinated by the pigeon who has made its way not only inside the shopping centre but upstairs and is happily scrounging in the food court
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Turn your portrait into a nasty, scribbly MÖRK BORG freak! The way it works: Reach out to Johan, and if his schedule allows it, he'll draw your portrait in exchange for money.
April 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Turn your portrait into a nasty, scribbly MÖRK BORG freak! The way it works: Reach out to Johan, and if his schedule allows it, he'll draw your portrait in exchange for money.
>”huh, can’t feel anything from this tens unit”
>turn it up. keep turning it up. still nothing.
>”oh, it’s not making full contact, let me just stick that pad back on properl-
>10,000 electric eels wriggle over my skin
>turn it up. keep turning it up. still nothing.
>”oh, it’s not making full contact, let me just stick that pad back on properl-
>10,000 electric eels wriggle over my skin
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
>”huh, can’t feel anything from this tens unit”
>turn it up. keep turning it up. still nothing.
>”oh, it’s not making full contact, let me just stick that pad back on properl-
>10,000 electric eels wriggle over my skin
>turn it up. keep turning it up. still nothing.
>”oh, it’s not making full contact, let me just stick that pad back on properl-
>10,000 electric eels wriggle over my skin
trying to do a yorkshire accent in a fem range for an NPC but no matter what I do it turns scouse immediately. the two genders…. yorkshire and scouse
March 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
trying to do a yorkshire accent in a fem range for an NPC but no matter what I do it turns scouse immediately. the two genders…. yorkshire and scouse
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So today I went to Bishop's Palace in Wells to look for Kingfishers around the moat.🐦
After 2 hours of walking up, down & around, with no sign of Kingfishers, I walked back disappointed to my car & as I was getting in I saw a flash of electric blue by the stream alongside..😉😍
linktr.ee/carlbovis
After 2 hours of walking up, down & around, with no sign of Kingfishers, I walked back disappointed to my car & as I was getting in I saw a flash of electric blue by the stream alongside..😉😍
linktr.ee/carlbovis
March 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So today I went to Bishop's Palace in Wells to look for Kingfishers around the moat.🐦
After 2 hours of walking up, down & around, with no sign of Kingfishers, I walked back disappointed to my car & as I was getting in I saw a flash of electric blue by the stream alongside..😉😍
linktr.ee/carlbovis
After 2 hours of walking up, down & around, with no sign of Kingfishers, I walked back disappointed to my car & as I was getting in I saw a flash of electric blue by the stream alongside..😉😍
linktr.ee/carlbovis
I can only assume this was the work of a cat
March 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I can only assume this was the work of a cat
melin melyn tonight, big day for whimsical psychedelia enjoyers (me)
March 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
melin melyn tonight, big day for whimsical psychedelia enjoyers (me)
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A brief history of Doomsong:
💀 In the beginning, the Immortal was murdered
💀 Since then, all Divine light has been draining from the world
💀 Unfortunately, you still have to live in it
Join a guild. Stave off the apocalypse.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cae... #DnD #RPG #Horror #DarkArt #Macabre
💀 In the beginning, the Immortal was murdered
💀 Since then, all Divine light has been draining from the world
💀 Unfortunately, you still have to live in it
Join a guild. Stave off the apocalypse.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cae... #DnD #RPG #Horror #DarkArt #Macabre
March 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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If you want to learn about how fucked up MB goblins are, this short story will do the trick.
Against my better judgement, I wrote a short story. In English. It's called 'The Goblin' and is about a gang of scum in the MÖRK BORG world unlucky enough to be attacked by curse-spreading goblins and have one of them run away. It was written as part of the Nameless Scriptures lore jam.
The Goblin by Johan Nohr
A MÖRK BORG short story
jnohr.itch.io
March 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
If you want to learn about how fucked up MB goblins are, this short story will do the trick.